Cunterfactuals
ratgirl.monster
Cunterfactuals
@ratgirl.monster
Staff Frotting Engineer 👁️ Feral Trans Girl (skittish and food motivated) 🏳️‍⚧️ 👁️ Chaos Mom 👁️ NSFW 18+
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Godspeed You! Oblivious Lesbian
January 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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my gf: we’re uhauling from our own home
Y'all.... I'm moving to Oakland.!!?!./!.@e1e11i-e12-r9!!!!!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Breast augmentation has apparently turned me into a degenerate who just works in latex sometimes
January 7, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I asked my psych if I could take a look at the old Merlin PBX partially hidden in the corner. I wonder if this autistic moment is in my case notes now
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Bill Clinton might be in the Epstein files, but you know who's not? Socks the cat!
December 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Merry Cumdump to those who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
on every level, I'm a puppy sprinting on a hardwood floor
December 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
gf: you wanna see real autism?
gf: speak
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
split tongues,
bad for licking peanut butter off spoons
good for licking peanut butter off fingers
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
what does it mean when you have a nightmare, but it was also kinda awesome?
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
who up honkin they shuuuu
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
cats have the right idea about heating pads
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You're telling me they used rat MODELS?!
Where are these researchers finding pretty rat girls to experiment on for their papers? asking for a me
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Where are these researchers finding pretty rat girls to experiment on for their papers? asking for a me
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
y'all, I got tiddies
these new boobs be boobin. they went for the upper end of the range I asked for, and wow! even with the thick wrap around my torso, my boobs are visible underneath a baggy hoodie!
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
these new boobs be boobin. they went for the upper end of the range I asked for, and wow! even with the thick wrap around my torso, my boobs are visible underneath a baggy hoodie!
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
call me titkata the way my exploded into airbags
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
in soylent we trust
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
boobies[mine]
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm done being gay on the Internet!
gotta gay up the 915mhz ISM band now
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
m4m: municipality for municipality
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don't think gay sex will necessarily solve your problems but statistically it's more likely to create interesting problems than straight sex.
I don't think gay sex will necessarily solve your problems but statistically it's less likely to create new problems than straight sex.
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I got my girlfriend to try modnog

"that hits, but is challenging some deeply held convictions"
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM