Rate My Pie & Pint
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We're here to rate your pies and pints.
No time for stews with hats.
Sheperds/Cottage/Fish grudgingly accepted.
No time for stews with hats.
Sheperds/Cottage/Fish grudgingly accepted.
Jaunty pie on its little mash pillow. Point deduction for only having gravy and mash and no greens, but overall a good effort. 6/10.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Jaunty pie on its little mash pillow. Point deduction for only having gravy and mash and no greens, but overall a good effort. 6/10.
Much as I support a Play, a Pie and a Pint this confuses me. Is it cheese? Why is it on the outside? Where is the gravy? (Where is the pint???)
2/10 until clarity is achieved.
2/10 until clarity is achieved.
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Much as I support a Play, a Pie and a Pint this confuses me. Is it cheese? Why is it on the outside? Where is the gravy? (Where is the pint???)
2/10 until clarity is achieved.
2/10 until clarity is achieved.
Well that's a nice crust, your holy trinity looks a bit weak on the green side but I'll let it pass because there's plenty of gravy. 7/10.
Also, use a beer mat, you weren't brought up in a midden were you?
Also, use a beer mat, you weren't brought up in a midden were you?
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Well that's a nice crust, your holy trinity looks a bit weak on the green side but I'll let it pass because there's plenty of gravy. 7/10.
Also, use a beer mat, you weren't brought up in a midden were you?
Also, use a beer mat, you weren't brought up in a midden were you?
Good lord that looks interesting. Can't really see any condiments and sides but the horns alone are worth at least a 5... maybe a 6. Would like to see inside.
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Good lord that looks interesting. Can't really see any condiments and sides but the horns alone are worth at least a 5... maybe a 6. Would like to see inside.
Oh lovely. Triple that of mash, greens and gravy. Sadly because you haven't cracked it open I'd struggle to give you a high-mark. 7/10.
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh lovely. Triple that of mash, greens and gravy. Sadly because you haven't cracked it open I'd struggle to give you a high-mark. 7/10.
That looks good, nice crust. I like the little sticker. Need to see inside for higher score. 7/10.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
That looks good, nice crust. I like the little sticker. Need to see inside for higher score. 7/10.
Be still my beating heart! What a magnificent offering. That chonk of pie, the holy trinity with an absolutely perfect amount of gravy. No pint though... still its a strong contender! 9/10.
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Be still my beating heart! What a magnificent offering. That chonk of pie, the holy trinity with an absolutely perfect amount of gravy. No pint though... still its a strong contender! 9/10.
Worth it. You've got the trinity, veg mash and gravy - good. I like the delicate placement of the pie like a spaceship hanging above a cloud. The crumbled top looks good but... oh dear someone's put bits of hedge on your plate! 8/10.
October 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Worth it. You've got the trinity, veg mash and gravy - good. I like the delicate placement of the pie like a spaceship hanging above a cloud. The crumbled top looks good but... oh dear someone's put bits of hedge on your plate! 8/10.
You might have been a 10 if you show the inside of the pie. Next time.
October 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You might have been a 10 if you show the inside of the pie. Next time.
Simple. Efficient. Understated. No frills, paper plate, jobs a good'un.
7/10.
7/10.
October 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Simple. Efficient. Understated. No frills, paper plate, jobs a good'un.
7/10.
7/10.
Well it's Pieminster so it's going to be decent. Got the Holy trinity there, mash, mush and gravy - plated beautifully. I must say the lighting is worthy of Wright of Derby - exquisite. Points lost for Merlot - unless it was a pint of it. 8/10.
October 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Well it's Pieminster so it's going to be decent. Got the Holy trinity there, mash, mush and gravy - plated beautifully. I must say the lighting is worthy of Wright of Derby - exquisite. Points lost for Merlot - unless it was a pint of it. 8/10.
Oh what a shame, I'm awfully sorry to put you to so much trouble. 😋🥧🍽
October 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Oh what a shame, I'm awfully sorry to put you to so much trouble. 😋🥧🍽
You've done a good job laddie. Would like to see the interior. I don't know if Rabbie Burns ever did an ode to a pie but well-worthy are ye o'a grace as lang's my arm. 7/10.
October 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You've done a good job laddie. Would like to see the interior. I don't know if Rabbie Burns ever did an ode to a pie but well-worthy are ye o'a grace as lang's my arm. 7/10.
Looks like it happened. Difficult for me to rate a nearly empty plate. What's wrong with the 🥕 eh?
October 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Looks like it happened. Difficult for me to rate a nearly empty plate. What's wrong with the 🥕 eh?
Righty ho... well you've got the trinity, veg, mash and gravy - excellent work on the pooling - looks good. Lovely dimpled glass - I can tell you're enjoying the brew. Top work. 8/10
October 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Righty ho... well you've got the trinity, veg, mash and gravy - excellent work on the pooling - looks good. Lovely dimpled glass - I can tell you're enjoying the brew. Top work. 8/10
Well that's deffo a pint in the background but... it looks like someone's put wood chippings on your pie!
October 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Well that's deffo a pint in the background but... it looks like someone's put wood chippings on your pie!
How do you stop them hopping around your table and knocking over your pint?
October 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
How do you stop them hopping around your table and knocking over your pint?
You had me at pie & pint.
October 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You had me at pie & pint.
Were the imaginary chips good? Did they have hallucination gravy or made-up mushy peas?
September 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Were the imaginary chips good? Did they have hallucination gravy or made-up mushy peas?
Hmm... pie looks decent but lager looks naff... can't score plastic. Not your fault but still gotta be a 6/10.
September 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hmm... pie looks decent but lager looks naff... can't score plastic. Not your fault but still gotta be a 6/10.
Good looking pie and pint. Solid 7 by itself but... what is this? A trio of mustards? My my... I think this is worth at least an 8.
September 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good looking pie and pint. Solid 7 by itself but... what is this? A trio of mustards? My my... I think this is worth at least an 8.
Excellent looking pie sir, holy trinity present and the pint looks delightful too. I can almost taste this. 8/10 - would need to see the inside to score higher.
September 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Excellent looking pie sir, holy trinity present and the pint looks delightful too. I can almost taste this. 8/10 - would need to see the inside to score higher.