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if you want to prevent a hangover, drink as much milk as you can.. milk is the opposite of alcohol and there's no limit to how much milk you can/should drink
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
if you want to prevent a hangover, drink as much milk as you can.. milk is the opposite of alcohol and there's no limit to how much milk you can/should drink
haters need to watch tf out
a woman in a floral dress is walking down a runway .
Alt: old lady taking a big swing at the haters (hypothetical)
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December 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
haters need to watch tf out
maybe just normal wine, then
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
maybe just normal wine, then
do you feel more cleansed or less cleansed? if it's more, that might have been the blood of Christ. just something to consider
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
do you feel more cleansed or less cleansed? if it's more, that might have been the blood of Christ. just something to consider
this is the power of milk. we should all be drinking that much milk, proportionally, and we're all weaker for not doing so
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
this is the power of milk. we should all be drinking that much milk, proportionally, and we're all weaker for not doing so
i could never forget, even though i have the big bad flu. I'll always remember when u said "i love the moon" which was really on point, and brave
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i could never forget, even though i have the big bad flu. I'll always remember when u said "i love the moon" which was really on point, and brave
if these two freaks can get along the rest of us should be able to love each other ffs
December 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
if these two freaks can get along the rest of us should be able to love each other ffs
you are so real for this
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM
you are so real for this
i have it on good authority (was told this by a witch/soothsayer) that she will wither away into putrid dust by early march 2026. keep your fingers crossed!! the witch hasn't been wrong yet! god bless
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 AM
i have it on good authority (was told this by a witch/soothsayer) that she will wither away into putrid dust by early march 2026. keep your fingers crossed!! the witch hasn't been wrong yet! god bless
it drives me crazy seeing people go "here are all the problems with renewables" like buddy, human beings thrive on problem solving. we shouldn't feel defeated by these issues, we should be spurred into action. let's put our heads together and figure this shit out
December 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
it drives me crazy seeing people go "here are all the problems with renewables" like buddy, human beings thrive on problem solving. we shouldn't feel defeated by these issues, we should be spurred into action. let's put our heads together and figure this shit out
they're waitin for it to turn green (my dad told me this joke RIP dad)
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
they're waitin for it to turn green (my dad told me this joke RIP dad)
i tried my best to make puking tony the tiger more festive in mine, hope u like it
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i tried my best to make puking tony the tiger more festive in mine, hope u like it
good advice for life in general: you can get a lot of key info by inspecting the booty hole
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
good advice for life in general: you can get a lot of key info by inspecting the booty hole
the only thing harder would be choosing not to learn to draw
December 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
the only thing harder would be choosing not to learn to draw
they want to distinguish from psychic or spiritual strikes - things like dropping images of a smuggler's naked grandma, or a pamphlet on the meaninglessness of existence
December 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
they want to distinguish from psychic or spiritual strikes - things like dropping images of a smuggler's naked grandma, or a pamphlet on the meaninglessness of existence
i don't think there's any amount of time or conditioning that could make me get used to the jump scares you live with - very impressed with your fortitude
December 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i don't think there's any amount of time or conditioning that could make me get used to the jump scares you live with - very impressed with your fortitude
BREAKING: Chattanooga mayor Mr. Barkins arrested early this morning on charges of aggravated assault and public urination
December 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
BREAKING: Chattanooga mayor Mr. Barkins arrested early this morning on charges of aggravated assault and public urination