This is true, until the British realize you have the best tasting food so they come invade your country

88 keys every time, even in my tiny space

"Cut out all the carbs, added all the sodium" indeed

Oh it's totally obvious now... Oh wait, no it's not... My brain hurts

"What's with these homies kissing my girl" - Weezer, maybe

It's a shame most people only know Doc for this. Later in his life he got sober and worked for years helping other people to get and stay sober. He had a very positive impact on many people's lives in this regard, and it bothered him that he would instead be remembered for doing drugs.

That's why life needs an autosave feature

Liar, liar, data center on fire

I had a great Linux experience... Until I needed to add a half dozen peripherals... Ended up returning to Windows with my tail between my legs.

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

Let's go!

It's not the games themselves that have calcified. It's the brains of mainstream gamers.

What a little tree baby...

How about we fight for lower housing costs and better pay instead of acting like it's the gaming industry bleeding us dry?

Even Minnesota is only "Minnesota like" in the winter

This content right here is why I haven't sworn off the internet for life

"The world is threatened once again..."

Isn't this every game, though? What use are the abilities and information if I as a player don't remember them either?