What are hotels for if not a big wank?

Taking a break from hauling timber and plasterboards around. Someone come suck me off and make it even better.

Sorry I’ve been away for so long, I was napping

What the fuck are you doing in my timber shed?

Ok I lied, I had one more 😏

2 days ago, as I finally decided to put more effort into my bsky account, I had 19 followers. With only one post, I’m over 500 and that picture has 700 likes. It’s truly mind boggling how quickly that’s happened. Totally unexpected. Anyway, to celebrate, here’s the rest of the hi-vis belly-loving. 🥰