All cops should use fuzzy cuffs I think it would add much needed levity to their situations
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
All cops should use fuzzy cuffs I think it would add much needed levity to their situations
Been using “transition goals” wrong this entire time…
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Been using “transition goals” wrong this entire time…
You should lose 10 kindness points from your stats if you refer to yourself as an « empath »
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You should lose 10 kindness points from your stats if you refer to yourself as an « empath »
Holllly shit horiguchi what a return so dominant in all aspects of the game there
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Holllly shit horiguchi what a return so dominant in all aspects of the game there
They call me the Helen Keller of rap
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
They call me the Helen Keller of rap
Wat if we assigned all the debt to one guy and then killed him
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Wat if we assigned all the debt to one guy and then killed him
Sometimes this Northernlion clip is the only thing getting me through the day
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes this Northernlion clip is the only thing getting me through the day
Dissolving the soul of an introvert by telling them “You’re not a good listener, you just have nothing interesting to say so you act like a conversational doormat”
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Dissolving the soul of an introvert by telling them “You’re not a good listener, you just have nothing interesting to say so you act like a conversational doormat”
Telling the enby “who’s a good person”
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Telling the enby “who’s a good person”
When is monsune gonna release again qq
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
When is monsune gonna release again qq
Get it twisted, it’s quirk chungus season (positive)
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Get it twisted, it’s quirk chungus season (positive)
Putting H.pylori in my Gogurts stored in the communal fridge
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Putting H.pylori in my Gogurts stored in the communal fridge
MMA movie where the coach exists entirely inside the fighter’s head because of CTE
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
MMA movie where the coach exists entirely inside the fighter’s head because of CTE
Omg Telecom war in da big 2025 league of legends Worlds always a banger
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Omg Telecom war in da big 2025 league of legends Worlds always a banger
Can a Bluesky boy and a Mastodon girl ever find love?
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Can a Bluesky boy and a Mastodon girl ever find love?
Getting mentally tough listening to electric feel by MGMT
September 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Getting mentally tough listening to electric feel by MGMT
Is it dishonorable to use a digital caliper in a dick measuring contest? At this point in the game people should at minimum be carrying around a metric measuring tape but I guess that’s just the economy for you :(
August 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is it dishonorable to use a digital caliper in a dick measuring contest? At this point in the game people should at minimum be carrying around a metric measuring tape but I guess that’s just the economy for you :(
Twitter may be terrible but Bluesky users have yet to adopt any subtlety/humor beyond 50 different Xellenial variations on “Drumpf”
May 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Twitter may be terrible but Bluesky users have yet to adopt any subtlety/humor beyond 50 different Xellenial variations on “Drumpf”
Did you know that the best way to build community within the youth is to force them to attend your poetry readings for mandatory points at a library in another city
April 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Did you know that the best way to build community within the youth is to force them to attend your poetry readings for mandatory points at a library in another city
I can look at a guy and just know if they know what taupe and carmine look like.
March 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I can look at a guy and just know if they know what taupe and carmine look like.
Fun Fact: This platform’s name was originally pronounced as “Blew-Ski”, before the creators caved to the linguistic predilections of the mob.
March 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Fun Fact: This platform’s name was originally pronounced as “Blew-Ski”, before the creators caved to the linguistic predilections of the mob.
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I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.
February 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.