Ras Funk
@rasfunk.bsky.social
Everyone plays 4D chess - I play UNO.
$TSLA can go wherever it wants, but it needs to be back at $430 at the end of the day.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
$TSLA can go wherever it wants, but it needs to be back at $430 at the end of the day.
Wonder if $TSLA is going to mark-to-market it‘s BTC holdings in Q4… or if there‘s a good reason to not do it 😂
They still hold 11,509 BTC at a total current value of $0.977 billion USD…
If BTC drops further, these losses might affect the results!
They bought at an average of $33,000 USD / BTC.
They still hold 11,509 BTC at a total current value of $0.977 billion USD…
If BTC drops further, these losses might affect the results!
They bought at an average of $33,000 USD / BTC.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Wonder if $TSLA is going to mark-to-market it‘s BTC holdings in Q4… or if there‘s a good reason to not do it 😂
They still hold 11,509 BTC at a total current value of $0.977 billion USD…
If BTC drops further, these losses might affect the results!
They bought at an average of $33,000 USD / BTC.
They still hold 11,509 BTC at a total current value of $0.977 billion USD…
If BTC drops further, these losses might affect the results!
They bought at an average of $33,000 USD / BTC.
I make the bold prediction that $TSLA will not see the $400 for a LOOOONG while.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I make the bold prediction that $TSLA will not see the $400 for a LOOOONG while.
Someone is paying $82000 USD for a Bitcoin at the moment. Why!? It has ZERO intrinsic value. The ONLY idea is that someone else, a greater fool, will pay more later.
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Someone is paying $82000 USD for a Bitcoin at the moment. Why!? It has ZERO intrinsic value. The ONLY idea is that someone else, a greater fool, will pay more later.
Let‘s see how Tether USDT holds up! Would be really ugly to see this one break.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Let‘s see how Tether USDT holds up! Would be really ugly to see this one break.
$TSLA fighting life-and-death for the $400 today. If the stock breaks lower, there is no resistance down to $350.
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
$TSLA fighting life-and-death for the $400 today. If the stock breaks lower, there is no resistance down to $350.
Following $NVDA results, $TSLA is now more up than $NVDA.
Yes, the theatre is on fire, but on the positive side, the music is still playing.
Yes, the theatre is on fire, but on the positive side, the music is still playing.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Following $NVDA results, $TSLA is now more up than $NVDA.
Yes, the theatre is on fire, but on the positive side, the music is still playing.
Yes, the theatre is on fire, but on the positive side, the music is still playing.
General euphoria today, based on… nothing. And nothing is good these days, everyone knows that.
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
General euphoria today, based on… nothing. And nothing is good these days, everyone knows that.
“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still buy $AAPL today“
- Martin Luther
- Martin Luther
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still buy $AAPL today“
- Martin Luther
- Martin Luther
Shitcos $TSLA and $CVNA lead the way today
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Shitcos $TSLA and $CVNA lead the way today
The entire market moves together. No stock walks alone. Whatever you look at, almost the identical chart.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The entire market moves together. No stock walks alone. Whatever you look at, almost the identical chart.
We’re so back! Buy the “dip”, everyone!
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
We’re so back! Buy the “dip”, everyone!
U.S. Army Garrison Bavaria published an advisory for its soldiers with links to German food assistance programs.
The advisory has been deleted since.
The advisory has been deleted since.
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
U.S. Army Garrison Bavaria published an advisory for its soldiers with links to German food assistance programs.
The advisory has been deleted since.
The advisory has been deleted since.
$LAZR
"substantial doubt exists about its ability to continue as a going concern"
no shit sherlock
www.investing.com/news/stock-m...
"substantial doubt exists about its ability to continue as a going concern"
no shit sherlock
www.investing.com/news/stock-m...
Luminar Technologies stock tumbles after missed debt payments By Investing.com
Luminar Technologies stock tumbles after missed debt payments
www.investing.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
$LAZR
"substantial doubt exists about its ability to continue as a going concern"
no shit sherlock
www.investing.com/news/stock-m...
"substantial doubt exists about its ability to continue as a going concern"
no shit sherlock
www.investing.com/news/stock-m...
Buy the Dip Da Dee Da Dee Da Doh Doh Da Dee Da Doh De Dee Dee…
(not financial advice)
(not financial advice)
a bunch of hamsters and bears are lined up in a row on a white background
ALT: a bunch of hamsters and bears are lined up in a row on a white background
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Buy the Dip Da Dee Da Dee Da Doh Doh Da Dee Da Doh De Dee Dee…
(not financial advice)
(not financial advice)
Guys, we need to see $500 in $TSLA now! Buy buy buy!
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Guys, we need to see $500 in $TSLA now! Buy buy buy!
$TSLA green after Q3 earnings. Good job everyone 🙄
October 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
$TSLA green after Q3 earnings. Good job everyone 🙄
Seriously guys. Put options are too expensive these days.
How are you supposed to „hedge“ at these prices?
How are you supposed to „hedge“ at these prices?
October 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Seriously guys. Put options are too expensive these days.
How are you supposed to „hedge“ at these prices?
How are you supposed to „hedge“ at these prices?
„Tanking“ markets…
BREAKING: China is deliberately tanking markets to force Trump into major concessions in trade talks, per WSJ
October 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
„Tanking“ markets…
Sarkozy goes to prison for five years.
This is how you deal with corrupt presidents.
Just in case our American friends need an inspiration.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
This is how you deal with corrupt presidents.
Just in case our American friends need an inspiration.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
Nicolas Sarkozy found guilty of criminal conspiracy in Libya trial
Former French president cleared of other charges in relation to alleged pact with Gaddafi regime
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Sarkozy goes to prison for five years.
This is how you deal with corrupt presidents.
Just in case our American friends need an inspiration.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
This is how you deal with corrupt presidents.
Just in case our American friends need an inspiration.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
Jimmy Kimmel’s show has been cancelled | The New Disney | LUBACH
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September 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Interesting how $TSLA steams ahead since Elon Musk was promised 1 trillion USD based on valuation targets
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Interesting how $TSLA steams ahead since Elon Musk was promised 1 trillion USD based on valuation targets
Markets in panic buying mode.
September 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Markets in panic buying mode.
$TSLA: Dojo overhang lifted!
Buying opportunity
Buying opportunity
August 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
$TSLA: Dojo overhang lifted!
Buying opportunity
Buying opportunity