Rare_Ruiz
rareruiz.bsky.social
Rare_Ruiz
@rareruiz.bsky.social
Call a Mulligan and go back to sleep.
October 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I still think regularly about a tweet I saw that said 'Give me 10 minutes and I can convince Joe Rogan that the Big Shell Incident from MGS2 actually happened', and everything I've learned about Rogan tells me that you wouldn't even need 5.
October 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The only reason she comes back to Earth is because Alien stores don't have 'Buy 1 Get 2 Free' sales on Graphic Tees.
September 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Excited to see what you'll bring to Death Stranding 3: Back at The Beach Again.
September 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hard disagree.
August 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Personally fond of 2 and 5.
August 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It's Valve's newest Hero Shooter, though it's closer to a MOBA than something like TF2 or Marvel Rivals.It's currently in Beta, but I think you need an invite to play it.
August 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I think it started as a joke and became real as frustration with the rest of the Democratic Party grew and people began to see Newsom as the only one actually doing anything meaningful against the Administration.
August 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Whoops, I accidently hit 'Send All' and CC'ed every major news publication instead pressing 'Delete', clumsy me."
August 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We're seeing the dominoes being lined up for a second French Revolution.
August 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm almost impressed with how many of them manage to keep all that money-wasting a secret. You'd think someone somewhere in the company would notice a shitton of cash disappearing.
July 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reminds me of a bit from that 'My Friend Dahmer' book, where the author talks about a time when he, Dahmer and some friends were hanging out, and Dahmer chugged an entire 6-pack in the 10 minute drive it took them to get to the mall.
July 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I should've know you wrote it. That ending is 100% your style of humor.
June 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I mean, if the offer's open . . .
June 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM