Me: *sitting outside minding my business*

Mr. Anole: "Hello, we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty."

You might not see it in the mainstream media, but over 10,000 people protested today at Tesla showrooms across the country, another 10,000+ rallied in support of national parks, and more than 1,000 gathered in Vermont to protest Vance’s visit.

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

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CHINA SLAMS U.S. WITH RETALIATORY TARIFFS + MORE

- 15% TARIFFS ON LIQUEFIED NATURAL GAS + COAL
- 10% TARIFF ON OIL
- PROBE LAUNCHED INTO GOOGLE
- NEW NAMES ADDED TO UNRELIABLE ENTITIES LIST