Ludd was right
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He/Him
“Your haters become your waiters when you sit at the table of success.”
- Aristotle, Poetics, 2
“Your haters become your waiters when you sit at the table of success.”
- Aristotle, Poetics, 2
“Oh shit better call Baudrillard” is an all timer
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“Oh shit better call Baudrillard” is an all timer
“So what was with the part about your mom needing an abortion?”
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“So what was with the part about your mom needing an abortion?”
Lmao I got a 5 pack of 11mg as a sample once and decided it was too unpleasant to buy again
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Lmao I got a 5 pack of 11mg as a sample once and decided it was too unpleasant to buy again
Apple mint 9mg gang rise up
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Apple mint 9mg gang rise up
I’d say import the Swedish versions because they don’t just taste like candy, but de minimis will ruin you
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’d say import the Swedish versions because they don’t just taste like candy, but de minimis will ruin you
Torn between Know Your Enemy and the last lines of Guerrilla Radio
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Torn between Know Your Enemy and the last lines of Guerrilla Radio
If I were post a random YouTube video at someone and claim it as definitive proof that I’m correct, I would worry it would reflect poorly on my previously claimed intellectual merit.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If I were post a random YouTube video at someone and claim it as definitive proof that I’m correct, I would worry it would reflect poorly on my previously claimed intellectual merit.
It’s like the apocryphal story where one of the first people to experiment with huffing ether tried to write down a revelation he had only later to discover a note that “everything has an odd smell”
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It’s like the apocryphal story where one of the first people to experiment with huffing ether tried to write down a revelation he had only later to discover a note that “everything has an odd smell”
Ralph Northam having to be told to not demonstrate his moonwalk during a press conference about his enjoyment of either klan robes or blackface
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ralph Northam having to be told to not demonstrate his moonwalk during a press conference about his enjoyment of either klan robes or blackface
The US Attorney for the Southern District of New York?!
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The US Attorney for the Southern District of New York?!
We’d have to forget how to make fire or else some of these people are going to start posting by smoke signal
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
We’d have to forget how to make fire or else some of these people are going to start posting by smoke signal
We have one cat with thumbs, and she can use them to grab mice like I would a handful of chips, which seems unsportsmanlike
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We have one cat with thumbs, and she can use them to grab mice like I would a handful of chips, which seems unsportsmanlike
All the new office logos are giving Office for Mac 2003 [derogatory]
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
All the new office logos are giving Office for Mac 2003 [derogatory]
Crypto got more expensive, the internet got worse, and Knowing a Guy has become harder
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Crypto got more expensive, the internet got worse, and Knowing a Guy has become harder
I was told that Benadryl or “robotripping” was the go-to choice among my classmates traveling for competitive speech tournaments, mostly because no one could risk making their clothes smell like weed
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I was told that Benadryl or “robotripping” was the go-to choice among my classmates traveling for competitive speech tournaments, mostly because no one could risk making their clothes smell like weed
It also makes a mockery of the rules and regulations of basketball smh
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It also makes a mockery of the rules and regulations of basketball smh
Secondary idea that works with silhouettes: optical illusions like the duck-rabbit or face-vase. Or an individual cow tool
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Secondary idea that works with silhouettes: optical illusions like the duck-rabbit or face-vase. Or an individual cow tool
Would something like an abstracted solar system work? Like a series of curved lines with dots of different sizes?
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Would something like an abstracted solar system work? Like a series of curved lines with dots of different sizes?
Imposing the Rule on the city council
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Imposing the Rule on the city council
This is also like the second time in a month he’s posted this!
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This is also like the second time in a month he’s posted this!
Me spending my whole life thinking Boeing made the f-18 in its entirety at the St. Louis plant, then getting to take a tour of the line and finding out they just make the wings and slap em on the bodies
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Me spending my whole life thinking Boeing made the f-18 in its entirety at the St. Louis plant, then getting to take a tour of the line and finding out they just make the wings and slap em on the bodies