This is Orbit erasure

"but people wanted mariokart to be like test track at epcot!" so a parking lot ride? you wanted nintendo to greenlight a ride directly and obviously over the parking lot?

It took him like 30 minutes after he woke up to realize what was up

"one of those ridiculously expensive trainbots"

That was hardly necessary.

I think it's a little funny you didn't realize you'd get that result either

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