Iguana Prima Donna
@raptorial-notage.bsky.social
sent by the king to spread joy
it's okay, elon, i'll invite you to my house. we can watch tubi on my laptop. the 7 key is broken.
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
it's okay, elon, i'll invite you to my house. we can watch tubi on my laptop. the 7 key is broken.
where do y'all get your information from. i feel like i'm getting information jealousy over here.
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
where do y'all get your information from. i feel like i'm getting information jealousy over here.
2001 a space odyssey black monolith: we've evolved you into a space embryo.
Me, an embryo looking down at the earth from orbit: yes. well. hmm. wish you boys had thought this through before going ahead on it.
Me, an embryo looking down at the earth from orbit: yes. well. hmm. wish you boys had thought this through before going ahead on it.
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
2001 a space odyssey black monolith: we've evolved you into a space embryo.
Me, an embryo looking down at the earth from orbit: yes. well. hmm. wish you boys had thought this through before going ahead on it.
Me, an embryo looking down at the earth from orbit: yes. well. hmm. wish you boys had thought this through before going ahead on it.
De-evolving the 2001 a space odyssey black monolith into a domino.
February 1, 2026 at 8:46 AM
De-evolving the 2001 a space odyssey black monolith into a domino.
Thinking of dicks rn. Really envisioning cocks. Confronting the reality of schlongs.
February 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Thinking of dicks rn. Really envisioning cocks. Confronting the reality of schlongs.
no actually sleepy time is the right time to post
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 AM
no actually sleepy time is the right time to post
if the 2001 space odyssey black monoliths tried to speed up my evolution i would simply pizza and beer my way back to the mean
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
if the 2001 space odyssey black monoliths tried to speed up my evolution i would simply pizza and beer my way back to the mean
you call it trespassing, i call it following the tao
February 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
you call it trespassing, i call it following the tao
magician: [doing a bunch of shit in front of my eyes, none of it registering]
me: wow.e inrceidible.
me: wow.e inrceidible.
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
magician: [doing a bunch of shit in front of my eyes, none of it registering]
me: wow.e inrceidible.
me: wow.e inrceidible.
going to memory hole the SHIT out of all of this so y'all better pack it into some sort of tradition of oral epic poetry and sing it outside the grocery store or something i don't even know
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
going to memory hole the SHIT out of all of this so y'all better pack it into some sort of tradition of oral epic poetry and sing it outside the grocery store or something i don't even know
all that's left of my wife is the maybelline
January 31, 2026 at 11:29 PM
all that's left of my wife is the maybelline
i don't believe in a world outside my head so everything i say is right but oddly enough everything i disagree with is also right since i must be its origin as well
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
i don't believe in a world outside my head so everything i say is right but oddly enough everything i disagree with is also right since i must be its origin as well
how come nobody sendin out wishes john candy meets ME in heaven?
January 31, 2026 at 9:36 PM
how come nobody sendin out wishes john candy meets ME in heaven?
video games
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
video games
i've lost every fight i've ever been in
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 AM
i've lost every fight i've ever been in
they say it's ogre, buddy, it hasn't even biggoron
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
they say it's ogre, buddy, it hasn't even biggoron
do the bards of this era even praise the virtue of pumping up the jams?
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
do the bards of this era even praise the virtue of pumping up the jams?
Another tv mom dies, another tv mom struggles to be born . . .
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Another tv mom dies, another tv mom struggles to be born . . .
The Cringe in Yellow
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The Cringe in Yellow
My Year of Screamies, by Iguana Prima Donna
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 PM
My Year of Screamies, by Iguana Prima Donna
anger is the cheapest high
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
anger is the cheapest high
My brain is all slouched over and my ear canals are wet and sticky.
January 28, 2026 at 10:07 PM
My brain is all slouched over and my ear canals are wet and sticky.
Sick. And not in the glamorous movie star way you're probably imagining but more like the people they're trying to depict.
January 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Sick. And not in the glamorous movie star way you're probably imagining but more like the people they're trying to depict.
how come the 'have you heard of the high elves' guy hasn't released a statement about the political situation in minnesota
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
how come the 'have you heard of the high elves' guy hasn't released a statement about the political situation in minnesota
playing best of the renaissance and thinking up clever riddles and interesting tessellation patterns
January 28, 2026 at 3:17 AM
playing best of the renaissance and thinking up clever riddles and interesting tessellation patterns