Ahahahahaha calling my publisher right now, abandoning everything to write that instead

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every Jew who is against Israel should be allowed to scream at the top of their lungs at 9am sharp every day for the foreseeable future and no one is allowed to say anything about it

YES although honestly also just "unnecessarily polite man" does it for me most of the time

corporate wants you to find the difference between these two boys with slicked-back hair, bisexual crises, coping mechanisms built of duct tape and chewing gum, and major daddy issues

This made me realize that another hallmark of my type is "recently came into money but grew up lower middle class and has a real heightened self-consciousness about being judged by people who were born into the world they just got access to"

*Roman Roy, Anthony J. Crowley, Jamie Tartt, Blackbeard, and Grantaire from Les Miserables have all entered the chat to look at me accusingly*

lol I'll try any platform once apparently