Raphelo
@raphelo.bsky.social
The ball's in your frying pan now.
Alter-Ego of Aluminium Man!
I foil crime
Alter-Ego of Aluminium Man!
I foil crime
this image would make a good second-book cover
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
this image would make a good second-book cover
Wonka's chocolate river!
I'm sure it's safe to drink
I'm sure it's safe to drink
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Wonka's chocolate river!
I'm sure it's safe to drink
I'm sure it's safe to drink
The good British people would never condone this type of behaviour!
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good British people would never condone this type of behaviour!
Ben Johnson was busy that day!
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ben Johnson was busy that day!
If you're big in Oil you're an Oil Magnate.
If you're big in Steel you're a Steel Magnate.
If you're big in Shipping you're a Shipping Magnate.
What are you if you're big in Fridges?
If you're big in Steel you're a Steel Magnate.
If you're big in Shipping you're a Shipping Magnate.
What are you if you're big in Fridges?
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If you're big in Oil you're an Oil Magnate.
If you're big in Steel you're a Steel Magnate.
If you're big in Shipping you're a Shipping Magnate.
What are you if you're big in Fridges?
If you're big in Steel you're a Steel Magnate.
If you're big in Shipping you're a Shipping Magnate.
What are you if you're big in Fridges?
I swear, after reading the first sentence I thought this was going to be an article about Donald Trump!
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I swear, after reading the first sentence I thought this was going to be an article about Donald Trump!
How would you get a collection?
Does he grow a new one every time, like a starfish?
Does he grow a new one every time, like a starfish?
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
How would you get a collection?
Does he grow a new one every time, like a starfish?
Does he grow a new one every time, like a starfish?
Runs a pub in Glasgow and once started in a porno though
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Runs a pub in Glasgow and once started in a porno though
I have a friend called Catriona (Cat-ree-oh-na or Ca-treena, she didn't care) who, when told "I'll give you a phone/ring" would always say "I've got one thanks!"
She's dead now
She's dead now
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I have a friend called Catriona (Cat-ree-oh-na or Ca-treena, she didn't care) who, when told "I'll give you a phone/ring" would always say "I've got one thanks!"
She's dead now
She's dead now
Skoda was bad, now respectable.
Yugo was terrible, and stayed that way
Yugo was terrible, and stayed that way
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Skoda was bad, now respectable.
Yugo was terrible, and stayed that way
Yugo was terrible, and stayed that way
Don't you just hate it when someone asks a question and you're not sure if it's rhetorical or not?
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Don't you just hate it when someone asks a question and you're not sure if it's rhetorical or not?
Shit, just saw 11!
Do I have to do 10 and 1 or can I do 9 and 2?
Do I have to do 10 and 1 or can I do 9 and 2?
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Shit, just saw 11!
Do I have to do 10 and 1 or can I do 9 and 2?
Do I have to do 10 and 1 or can I do 9 and 2?
Love this building!
How do I get into the small towers for a nosey?
How do I get into the small towers for a nosey?
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Love this building!
How do I get into the small towers for a nosey?
How do I get into the small towers for a nosey?
It all became a bit drawn out after the Tesla owner scandals.
What wants another Elongate‽
What wants another Elongate‽
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It all became a bit drawn out after the Tesla owner scandals.
What wants another Elongate‽
What wants another Elongate‽
Nice, my Grandfather was a Master Baker here!
I still remember huge birthday cakes for my brothers and I, making us the envy of the street!
I still remember huge birthday cakes for my brothers and I, making us the envy of the street!
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Nice, my Grandfather was a Master Baker here!
I still remember huge birthday cakes for my brothers and I, making us the envy of the street!
I still remember huge birthday cakes for my brothers and I, making us the envy of the street!
Ok, [rolls eyes]...plus 2 then!
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ok, [rolls eyes]...plus 2 then!
Haha, you're two kind
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Haha, you're two kind