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raphaelm.bsky.social
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@raphaelm.bsky.social
what are you? a poet. what do you do? i write. how do you live? i live.

he/him

tireces shirogane @ aether/faerie
every cosplay gf / normie bf at a con
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
same picture
October 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
a new gacha game came out and i keep cracking up when i see it because they literally just copied and pasted lady zero's sword
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Legit thought this was a 13 sentinels screenshot for a second
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
you know what i think losing this game is actually winning
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
its been 12 years since the funniest tweet of all time and $800 for rent seems positively quaint.
October 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
who else ready to be personally victimized by the new and improved™ hotel lottery rng
October 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
how would i convince momo...
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
behold the two genders: dinosaur avatar and catgirl warlock
September 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i just want to know what life choices i made that the youtube algo keeps recommending me to watch this video
September 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
yeah still don't know how she got away with that
September 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Why is the World of Warcraft ad telling me I should meditate istg
September 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"wow first time they added guns to fire emblem"

erm... actually 🤓
September 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i was gonna joke they were gonna make it WOKE but it would be funnier if they made it UN-WOKE.

- chloe no longer has blue hair
- max is now a cis male
- the apocalyptic storm doesn't happen because climate change isn't real
September 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
TIL the guy who wrote the pickup artist book that gave a generation of dudes the brilliant idea to treat interactions w women as a series of psychopathic transactions eventually wrote a sequel where he describes how being a pickup artist destroyed his ability to have a real relationship.
August 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
should i be unhinged and reply to a youtube comment from 13 years ago
August 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
how i be looking at people who got way too excited about re-packaging extremely racist slurs to use against robots
August 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
after five years i finally figured out why some shit in my pc would just load soooooo fucking slow....

...one of my drives is an HDD and not an SSD.

this had ffxiv and genshin on it btw.
August 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"Lundis panna okhor misfrani, Solo"

-Jcchbucor the Hutt
August 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i know i'm ten toes deep into bigfoot lore now but what if leshy myths stem from ancient sightings of sasquatch carrying their deer kills deeper into the woods
August 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
me going all out on the stationary bike while my uma is also fighting for her life on the tablet in front of me
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i understand now that i'm just not the type to play an 80-hour RPG but i will play a 1-hour RPG 80 times.
July 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
log into twitter for exactly 0.8546 seconds. yeh thats enough. log out.
July 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
vshojo/ironmouse but also god and adam/eve
July 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM