I think Russel T. Davies might be in a George Lucas phase of being surrounded by sycophants who won't tell him "no" and "that dialogue needs more work".

It's not bad in a fun The Asylum "we are all amateurs and have a budget of £5 but we're doing our best" way, it's bad in a "this is really well made but there's something faintly obnoxious about every element of the script" way.

I'm sure I'm about to discover that it's actually impossible to detect the condition that'll trip the second objective, but we'll just ignore that for now and enjoy the moment.

The autha of all yippain

I just wish GOG would let me throw extra money at them to convert my digital download into an actual box with printed manual and whatnot. Not asking for 90s big box excess, just a neat little DVD case to put on my shelf and a proper disc with all the gubbins on it. Maybe a cheeky wee autorun menu.

The positive power of Getting Likes.

Obviously the moment I made this joke was also the moment I finally got it working. Clearly these two things are related.

Will definitely be going back for another viewing if it's still on next weekend. 👀

The staff were far too gracious about it, I was categorically and unambiguously the klutz in this scenario.