This song closing out as I secure rockstar parking at Your Dekalb Farmer’s Market. I just might be.
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This song closing out as I secure rockstar parking at Your Dekalb Farmer’s Market. I just might be.
I LOVE ULTRA PROCESSED FOODS
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I LOVE ULTRA PROCESSED FOODS
This is what I imagine the verse is in the Book of Mormon
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is what I imagine the verse is in the Book of Mormon
Caught in 4K by wrapped :~/
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Caught in 4K by wrapped :~/
Online feminist discourse:
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Online feminist discourse:
Tonight’s gonna be a movie
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November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Tonight’s gonna be a movie
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This but Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This but Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons
The woke mob doesn’t want you to know you can just cut up and make poke with frozen fish because “sushi grade” is just a marketing tactic
September 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The woke mob doesn’t want you to know you can just cut up and make poke with frozen fish because “sushi grade” is just a marketing tactic
Arsenal of democracy
August 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Arsenal of democracy
This weekend’s gonna be a movie
August 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This weekend’s gonna be a movie
I was looking for a movie last night and HBO filed “The Piano Teacher” under the heading “raunchy fun”
July 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I was looking for a movie last night and HBO filed “The Piano Teacher” under the heading “raunchy fun”
This tweet was so bad I reconnected with a friend I haven’t spoken to in years to complain about it. But also I think it gave me stomach flu.
June 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This tweet was so bad I reconnected with a friend I haven’t spoken to in years to complain about it. But also I think it gave me stomach flu.
Never kill yourself
May 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Never kill yourself
“Ozempic Jesse Plemons can’t hurt you”
Ozempic Jesse Plemons:
Ozempic Jesse Plemons:
April 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
“Ozempic Jesse Plemons can’t hurt you”
Ozempic Jesse Plemons:
Ozempic Jesse Plemons:
I text people I know this then go to the break room and discuss blackout curtains with my coworkers. #twowolves
March 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I text people I know this then go to the break room and discuss blackout curtains with my coworkers. #twowolves
