A truly underrated legend:

Oh yeah, that guy.

I hate my hair rn

No, that's definitely not me

Maybe I could dumb it down a shade

might be, I didn't get the best sketch artist so it's hard to know

Other cities like New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, Detroit i.e. American cities were built before cars. Huge chunks of those cities were destroyed for "expressways" which are now almost always jammed, and parking lots. This was done because car companies wanted to sell cars (among other reasons).

Sometimes I watch my son's cat sleep on his back and imagine being that ignorant of the shit world we live in

This is what I'm seeing and I'm like, "I'm there."

I can look like that. Here's me looking at the bathroom door like that.

It was obviously Citizen Snips 🙄

This is pretty pathetic. It's like Kramer joining a kid's karate school and acting like it's awesome that he's dominating #NASCAR