You are the Gary Lineker of nerds, Sir.

What did you think of the Million Dollar Secret finale? I thought it was reasonable methadone to the heroin addiction of the Traitors.

Boycott USA and all US products.

It was great to see them both crying like little girls who'd fallen off their trikes.

Liverpool have impressively blown it in three competitions this season, but is it too late for them to botch up the league as well?

What do you think Eddie Howe said at half-time to turn his brilliant team into total crap?

Did Pep outwit Howe with his get-the-keeper-to-lump-it-up-to-the-striker tactical masterstroke?

Machadaynu abadaynu rrrrridditditdadu.

Can't believe I didn't think of that. Missed an open goal from six yards.

The logic behind it is waffer thin.

T20 was designed so that literally every ball is a key moment. They're not good with the media. Just admit you got thrashed. Just admit fitness was an issue last year. People don't like having their intelligence insulted.

Stealing that one for my next gig.

All this will pass ...

What's the difference between Trump and Labour? Trump scraps environmental protections but at least he's honest and says he's going to do it beforehand.

Her plan was always to throw him under the bus and surprisingly he didn't figure it out. If he finds out Charlotte knew about the shield the penny will drop. Then he just needs to convince a few people he knows they're faithful and stitch her up.