Randy Spackle
@randyspackle.bsky.social
Former game show contestant.
I'm like the Benjamin Franklin of Guitar Hero.
August 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm like the Benjamin Franklin of Guitar Hero.
They say "don't cry over spilled milk", but never anything about soup. So I guess I was in the right.
Looking at you, Panera Bread employee.
Looking at you, Panera Bread employee.
August 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
They say "don't cry over spilled milk", but never anything about soup. So I guess I was in the right.
Looking at you, Panera Bread employee.
Looking at you, Panera Bread employee.
Pardon the name drop, but I was at Taco Bell earlier with Jonathan Fitzpatrick, I go to the bathroom, I've one less churro when I get back. Do the math
August 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Pardon the name drop, but I was at Taco Bell earlier with Jonathan Fitzpatrick, I go to the bathroom, I've one less churro when I get back. Do the math
This new toothpaste is so good, I tried it on a Ritz cracker. Delicious.
August 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This new toothpaste is so good, I tried it on a Ritz cracker. Delicious.
The tagline for the new Fantastic Four movie should have been "Fourth time's the charm".
Marvel should hire me. For taglines specifically.
Marvel should hire me. For taglines specifically.
August 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The tagline for the new Fantastic Four movie should have been "Fourth time's the charm".
Marvel should hire me. For taglines specifically.
Marvel should hire me. For taglines specifically.
Never trust a chimpanzee in a fireman’s uniform. He’s probably not really a trained official.
August 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Never trust a chimpanzee in a fireman’s uniform. He’s probably not really a trained official.
No matter how much or hard I shake, there's always those two darn droplets that go down my pant leg... ALWAYS.
August 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
No matter how much or hard I shake, there's always those two darn droplets that go down my pant leg... ALWAYS.
Found out that asking "Would u rather have 1 good cookie or a dozen bad ones" isn't a good question to ask astrophysicists.
August 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Found out that asking "Would u rather have 1 good cookie or a dozen bad ones" isn't a good question to ask astrophysicists.
"Zack" is a name I cannot trust. Who spells it like that?!
August 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Zack" is a name I cannot trust. Who spells it like that?!
Imagine my shock when I found out Bob Dylan's actually a white guy!
August 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Imagine my shock when I found out Bob Dylan's actually a white guy!
Thought crop tops were unisex... just figured folks were givin' me looks cause I was one sexy mf. Suppose I was wrong with that one.
August 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Thought crop tops were unisex... just figured folks were givin' me looks cause I was one sexy mf. Suppose I was wrong with that one.
Took me the entire watch of "Yellowjackets" for me to figure out it's not a nature documentary. wtf?
August 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Took me the entire watch of "Yellowjackets" for me to figure out it's not a nature documentary. wtf?