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Randy Pitler
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Dad | Amicable Divorce Atty | Spartan | CUBuff Dad | Great Pyrenees Owner | Comedian | Olympic Hopeful | Statesman
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If Trump said he was going to shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, his supporters would camp out and fight to be the first one shot.
@slotkin.senate.gov - Can you offer to back off on the illegal military order stuff if he helps get Lou Whitaker into the Hall of Fame?
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just go to 16 team. Period. #cfp
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m predicting the CFP appeases Trump by picking Penn for the 12th spot. #cfp
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
FIFA President should have told Trump they want him to wear the metal throughout the entire World Cup.
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Why do we need a huge ballroom when no foreign leaders are going to want to visit the US?
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
@petersagal.bsky.social No S in daylight saving time! You’re welcome.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Only in Detroit do we get Seven Nation Army live at a football game.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Every name in the Epstein file should be released. Those that did not commit crimes were very likely aware of girls being trafficked and raped and stayed silent. This case needs to be a warning that money and power won’t protect you.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Remember, Trump has the authority to release every page of the Epstein files without a vote of Congress. Don’t let him distract you.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
TDS = someone who believes Trump tells the truth and cares on anyone other than himself.
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you’re not demanding the release of the entire Epstein file, you’re either a pedophile or in a cult.
#trump #maga #epstein #democrats #bubba
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November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Senate Dems are all the football players who let go of the ball a foot outside the end zone.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
First rule of Bagel Club:

You never toast a fresh bagel.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Halloween pumpkins when you want to be cringy for your teenager.
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sounds like Trump is on board with Democratic plans for universal health care!
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Proud to talk about Collaborative Divorce on the Divorce Rich podcast, hosted by Jack Roessler, who pioneered the field of Divorce Financial Planning. www.buzzsprout.com/2301773/epis...
Collaborative Instead of Combative Divorce with Attorney Randy Pitler - Divorce Rich with Jacki Roessler, CDFA
Divorce doesn’t have to be a courtroom sport. We sit down with Michigan family law attorney Randy Pittler to unpack how collaborative divorce reframes the process from “win-lose” to problem solving—re...
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October 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Poor Kerry Carpenter died on the base paths. 💀🎃 #tigers
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We all love the early morning videos of reactions of people who’ve won a Nobel
prize. Is this the first time we’re all waiting for the reaction of someone who didn’t win?
October 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The Dems need to offer to vote for a clean CR if Trump releases every page of the Epstein files!
October 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you’re upset that many people won’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics during the Super Bowl halftime show, please tell me how many words you understood when Kendrick Lamar was performing last year?
September 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Acetaminophen is easy to pronounce.
The ending is like "minnow fin"
And "aceta-" sounds like "Ah see da" as in "Ah see da Epstein files still haven't been released."
September 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We could use MAGA help with a Disney boycott, so let’s tell them this is the new Disney logo.
September 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I will continue to fight for reasonable restrictions on the availability of guns to prevent the next Charlie Kirk from being shot.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by Randy Pitler
The reason this ad works is not just that it appeals to a lot of Americans, but that Mallory looks and sounds like someone who genuinely cares about this.

We need more relatable and authentic candidates. Mallory is that.
You deserve a break on Sundays that doesn’t break the bank.
September 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
August 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM