Randy Is (Too) Online
@randyis.online
"When in the course of human events" is right now.
Fall River, MA
Fall River, MA
I can't wait to see how re-electing three existing board members and adding three more who took donations from one of the incumbents's campaign funds will make this situation better over the next two years. 🍿
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I can't wait to see how re-electing three existing board members and adding three more who took donations from one of the incumbents's campaign funds will make this situation better over the next two years. 🍿
Dont listen to @bencollins.bsky.social, this is the only acceptable Massachusetts Chinese-food-turned-sandwich
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Dont listen to @bencollins.bsky.social, this is the only acceptable Massachusetts Chinese-food-turned-sandwich
Whiteboard Puzzle Time!
Intentionally UNhelpful Hint: Square Numbers?
Intentionally UNhelpful Hint: Square Numbers?
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Whiteboard Puzzle Time!
Intentionally UNhelpful Hint: Square Numbers?
Intentionally UNhelpful Hint: Square Numbers?
Here's something that the residents of Chicago, Detroit, New York and Naples can all agree on.
Fuck this sign.
Fuck this sign.
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Here's something that the residents of Chicago, Detroit, New York and Naples can all agree on.
Fuck this sign.
Fuck this sign.
Don't mind me. Just getting the last remainder of the bitter out of my system.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Don't mind me. Just getting the last remainder of the bitter out of my system.
The candy bowl from our work Halloween display.
"You Got To Our House Too Late."
AKA, "Fuck it. The IT Department doesn't have time for your little office politics Halloween contest."
"You Got To Our House Too Late."
AKA, "Fuck it. The IT Department doesn't have time for your little office politics Halloween contest."
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The candy bowl from our work Halloween display.
"You Got To Our House Too Late."
AKA, "Fuck it. The IT Department doesn't have time for your little office politics Halloween contest."
"You Got To Our House Too Late."
AKA, "Fuck it. The IT Department doesn't have time for your little office politics Halloween contest."
Nazi punks fuck off.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Nazi punks fuck off.
Actually, you fucking putz, many of us do know what's going on AND who was one of the first mainstream media figures to normalize it.
September 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Actually, you fucking putz, many of us do know what's going on AND who was one of the first mainstream media figures to normalize it.
Not funny, Yona.
September 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Not funny, Yona.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Eh.
Close enough.
Close enough.
August 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Eh.
Close enough.
Close enough.
We're here, @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social. What time does the Thundergod autograph session begin?
August 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We're here, @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social. What time does the Thundergod autograph session begin?
Fuck. They are both perfectly healthy and happy, aren't they?
August 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Fuck. They are both perfectly healthy and happy, aren't they?
Everything's terrible.
Except, I hope, this.
We'll see in about an hour.
Except, I hope, this.
We'll see in about an hour.
August 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Everything's terrible.
Except, I hope, this.
We'll see in about an hour.
Except, I hope, this.
We'll see in about an hour.
I'll let you know if it's this evening.
July 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'll let you know if it's this evening.
I see I'm not the only one trying to cancel my @wired.com subscription.
July 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I see I'm not the only one trying to cancel my @wired.com subscription.
"Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom!"
July 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom!"
@schiff.senate.gov Senator, as someone close enough to me to even make a personal request, you must know that I have a code of never lending money to friends. It's been said that it leads to memory loss.
June 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
@schiff.senate.gov Senator, as someone close enough to me to even make a personal request, you must know that I have a code of never lending money to friends. It's been said that it leads to memory loss.
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
June 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.
Ocean State Job Lot sells a 3 pack of 14x11 prewrapped canvases for $5 that take ink from a $3 set of permanent markers very well and won't need to be on a stick.
However, they do not help my penmanship.
#NoKings
However, they do not help my penmanship.
#NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ocean State Job Lot sells a 3 pack of 14x11 prewrapped canvases for $5 that take ink from a $3 set of permanent markers very well and won't need to be on a stick.
However, they do not help my penmanship.
#NoKings
However, they do not help my penmanship.
#NoKings