Randy At Random
@randyatrandom.bsky.social
Twenty-thousand years of this; seven more to go.
Challenge accepted.
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Challenge accepted.
System of a Down posting their Spotify Wrapped stats is how you know Daron’s the one running that account.
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
System of a Down posting their Spotify Wrapped stats is how you know Daron’s the one running that account.
A movie that takes place where you're from
(Close enough)
(Close enough)
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
(Close enough)
(Close enough)
🎶 The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early 🎶
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
🎶 The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early 🎶
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early 🎶
It cannot be understated how badly @jaketapper.bsky.social has come to suck as of late.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
It cannot be understated how badly @jaketapper.bsky.social has come to suck as of late.
Trump, JD Vance, and Pam Bondi meeting Mamdani in the Oval Office:
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Trump, JD Vance, and Pam Bondi meeting Mamdani in the Oval Office:
“Sir, a second Hurry Up Tomorrow has hit theaters.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Sir, a second Hurry Up Tomorrow has hit theaters.”
“ThErE’S a LoT of DemOcRaTs In ThE EpStEiN FiLeS tOo.”
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“ThErE’S a LoT of DemOcRaTs In ThE EpStEiN FiLeS tOo.”
Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.
In the words of my cinematic avatar…
October 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In the words of my cinematic avatar…
Trying to find a screening of The Smashing Machine sometime today and Jesus Christ, they fucking YANKED this shit out of theaters.
October 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trying to find a screening of The Smashing Machine sometime today and Jesus Christ, they fucking YANKED this shit out of theaters.
Middle-aged female Diane Keaton fans listing their top three movies of hers:
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Middle-aged female Diane Keaton fans listing their top three movies of hers:
No one:
Not one breathing soul on this earth, not even her most unhinged parasocial stans:
Taylor Swift:
Not one breathing soul on this earth, not even her most unhinged parasocial stans:
Taylor Swift:
October 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
No one:
Not one breathing soul on this earth, not even her most unhinged parasocial stans:
Taylor Swift:
Not one breathing soul on this earth, not even her most unhinged parasocial stans:
Taylor Swift:
Post you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Post you from a different era
He’s now free to pursue his true passion:
September 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
He’s now free to pursue his true passion:
This would be a clear, screaming alarm that fascism has fully arrived in America if 80% of the country wasn’t in its feelings over the death of some “Like and subscribe” motherfucker who thought Black people shouldn’t fly planes.
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This would be a clear, screaming alarm that fascism has fully arrived in America if 80% of the country wasn’t in its feelings over the death of some “Like and subscribe” motherfucker who thought Black people shouldn’t fly planes.
Charlie Kirk: [dies]
Charlie Kirk’s wife’s eulogy:
Charlie Kirk’s wife’s eulogy:
September 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Charlie Kirk: [dies]
Charlie Kirk’s wife’s eulogy:
Charlie Kirk’s wife’s eulogy:
‘Bout to take my ass back to Twitter full time, y’all suck.
September 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
‘Bout to take my ass back to Twitter full time, y’all suck.
When you’re at a concert passing the time between sets by doing Seinfeld impressions but then the house lights go down:
September 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
When you’re at a concert passing the time between sets by doing Seinfeld impressions but then the house lights go down:
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?