Just had a cavity filled earlier. That Novocain is good stuff, but it makes me feel like Joan Rivers after a Botox treatment. 😂👄💀

Happy New Year, everybody!

I'm definitely gonna make it a point to try posting on social media a little more than I already do. I have to remind myself that I occasionally have relevant thoughts sometimes. 😂

Happy Turkey Day, everybody! Eat lots of food and have a safe time! 💖🦃

If there isn't one yet, there ought to be a Christmas special where Mariah Carey and Santa Claus fight over who gets to inherit the spirit of Christmas, only to team up against a common threat in the third act, where the epiphany is that Christmas is meant to be shared with all.

Hire me, Netflix.

I'm about to have a real good time right now. 😎🍛🥤🍟🍖

Not really wasting away in Margaritaville, but it's helping me to put up with the cats' energy right now. 🤣🍹🌴

Looks like I've a new desk assistant. 😽🤣💖

First time I've actually seen these two coexist in the same space, lol! They're so precious 🥰❤️😽

Had to put a shirt on, it's chilly in here! Even got Baby Girl in the shot, lol. You can see her under the curtain some.

My very first post on Bluesky, and I was hoping to come up with something clever or witty to mark my signup. Oh, well. I can't be funny all the time.