Jamie Brooks
@randy-mclovin.bsky.social
Still dealing with the disappointment of not becoming an astronaut.
I will settle for unremarkable and forgettable.
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I will settle for unremarkable and forgettable.
I think this could easily be summarised as "people don't want to date arseholes".
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I think this could easily be summarised as "people don't want to date arseholes".
Yeah, banning it didn't work out well for Cromwell.
December 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yeah, banning it didn't work out well for Cromwell.
The biggest issue with fascism is the difficulty in monetising it.
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The biggest issue with fascism is the difficulty in monetising it.
Waiting for the articles like, "I listened to 'Origin Story' and now I'm a Marxist".
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Waiting for the articles like, "I listened to 'Origin Story' and now I'm a Marxist".
Can confirm that doesn't stop at two and a half.
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Can confirm that doesn't stop at two and a half.
Can we all do this?
December 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Can we all do this?
I'll be honest, yes, I feel older, but I also draw far more contentment from the simple things in life than I ever did in my 20s. Enjoy the journey, savour these moments, because it's a one-way trip.
December 14, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I'll be honest, yes, I feel older, but I also draw far more contentment from the simple things in life than I ever did in my 20s. Enjoy the journey, savour these moments, because it's a one-way trip.
Shenanigans have ensued.
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Shenanigans have ensued.
I for one welcome our new orange overlord.
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I for one welcome our new orange overlord.
She's dead, that's not her; it's an artificial recreation. This is literally an episode of Black Mirror.
December 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
She's dead, that's not her; it's an artificial recreation. This is literally an episode of Black Mirror.
Don't worry, 69th place is for losers.
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Don't worry, 69th place is for losers.
"Susan, you're shouting at biscuits"
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Susan, you're shouting at biscuits"
I have one question; would anybody like any toast?
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I have one question; would anybody like any toast?
This always makes me laugh.
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This always makes me laugh.
It's very 21st century to think "I can't afford everything I want, therefore I must be poor".
December 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's very 21st century to think "I can't afford everything I want, therefore I must be poor".
I think if you asked ChatGPT how it would destroy middle-aged men without them noticing it would answer "I'd state publicly that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. And watch them destroy themselves."
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I think if you asked ChatGPT how it would destroy middle-aged men without them noticing it would answer "I'd state publicly that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. And watch them destroy themselves."
What about Die Hard 2: Die Harder?
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What about Die Hard 2: Die Harder?
Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier were masters of their craft.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier were masters of their craft.