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RandtheBat
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32 furry Bat, kind of an asshole. 18+ Only!
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I'm ready for my close up Mr director....
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I guess blue sky is allowing trash people like @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
To join now.
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Can we stop-stop calling this man-thing "doctor?" Illegal for man-thing to practice medicine!
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.

“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Good.
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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currently the mood rn
October 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Tiddy.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Space vampires & robot mummies forever. youtu.be/SyIl7SM0Y6k?...
DANTE MEETS THE SILENT KING!
YouTube video by Wolf Lord Rho
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Secret Commonwealth of Elves, Fauns and Fairies by Scottish Minister Robert Kirk 1691. Including a nearly 70 page introduction.

ia801701.us.archive.org/30/items/Kir...
ia801701.us.archive.org
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I guess there are $20 chocolate bars now?
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Anti-ICE poster spotted in Portland, Oregon
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Man-thing Jesus born in Summer!

Inns of Bethlehem full-full due to Roman census requiring all citizens to return to their lands of origin!

Roman census happens in summer or perhaps-maybe early fall!

Christmas and all ceremony involved past-past or present: colonized rituals from pagan religions!
I want to defend chocolate ice cream lovers by banning vanilla.
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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We've recieved hundreds of complaints about our new Christmas display on Warley Water Tower. We are sorry for any offense caused.

The sign was obviously meant to read 'Let It Snow', however the octagonal shape of the tower meant that the sign spacing ended up in a very unfortunate place!
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Hey bud,, I don't think that's how it works...
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
9/10. Great show so far.
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Bite! Bite them!
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Digital colouring in of the bat barber. Still getting used to the procress ^^
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I would sell my soul for a jack in the box taco, fuck arkansas.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM