Rands🇵🇸
@randsinthewedge.bsky.social
Leftist Minneapolis Wedge introvert mostly here for the local stuff and jokes about old video games. Fuck racists, fascists, and the centrists that enable them
Never forget these CRIME CITY words of wisdom
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Never forget these CRIME CITY words of wisdom
I liked him better in Revenge of Shinobi
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I liked him better in Revenge of Shinobi
Worst melee combat skills ever. There's only one other sidescrolling hero that dies as easily as Garf
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Worst melee combat skills ever. There's only one other sidescrolling hero that dies as easily as Garf
Never forget the Bear who truly matters. And you can call him! Totally not a ripoff!
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Never forget the Bear who truly matters. And you can call him! Totally not a ripoff!
I only go ape spit over busted systems
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I only go ape spit over busted systems
I only grab a SR when they're all out of Budmiser
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I only grab a SR when they're all out of Budmiser
What you see if you get ToaPunched in the face. Oof..
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
What you see if you get ToaPunched in the face. Oof..
All the pharma med names sound like something you would use in an RPG.
"you're feeling good, you used item ZEPBOUND to get out of that dungeon fast! ZEPBOUND... ask the Item Shop owner in your town about it!"
"you're feeling good, you used item ZEPBOUND to get out of that dungeon fast! ZEPBOUND... ask the Item Shop owner in your town about it!"
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
All the pharma med names sound like something you would use in an RPG.
"you're feeling good, you used item ZEPBOUND to get out of that dungeon fast! ZEPBOUND... ask the Item Shop owner in your town about it!"
"you're feeling good, you used item ZEPBOUND to get out of that dungeon fast! ZEPBOUND... ask the Item Shop owner in your town about it!"
Just watched a review/playthrough of it, which I'm surprised I've never done before. Look who seems to make a cameo in the Soviet Union stage at the end! Burly bald shirtless Russian guy with red pants? And hey, It's still #Karnovember after all
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just watched a review/playthrough of it, which I'm surprised I've never done before. Look who seems to make a cameo in the Soviet Union stage at the end! Burly bald shirtless Russian guy with red pants? And hey, It's still #Karnovember after all
It's almost like the next Exile sequel we never got. And I thought it had a LOT of weird going on back then
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's almost like the next Exile sequel we never got. And I thought it had a LOT of weird going on back then
He doesn't know that the best holiday food is found in a wall in Dracula's castle
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
He doesn't know that the best holiday food is found in a wall in Dracula's castle
Meanwhile, in Taito's 1988 run and gun Crime City...
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Meanwhile, in Taito's 1988 run and gun Crime City...
I hear that Mike Newcome is just Dean Phillips and Corey Hepola in a trenchcoat
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I hear that Mike Newcome is just Dean Phillips and Corey Hepola in a trenchcoat
He was beating up the orange kneepad gang way before the Streets of Rage heroes got around to it
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
He was beating up the orange kneepad gang way before the Streets of Rage heroes got around to it
Is Raskin even paying attention?
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Is Raskin even paying attention?
All the rebel maga ppl sooner or later ( and MTG today, actually)
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
All the rebel maga ppl sooner or later ( and MTG today, actually)
Somehow I don't think he was planning on redistributing the wealth
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Somehow I don't think he was planning on redistributing the wealth
HEY C'MON... it's the weekend
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
HEY C'MON... it's the weekend
Psycho Power, not to be confused with Hyde's Psycho Wave
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Psycho Power, not to be confused with Hyde's Psycho Wave
Cuomo is a lazy ass boss enemy, doesn't even stand up
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Cuomo is a lazy ass boss enemy, doesn't even stand up
Treasure, power, ladder...
He may be in a fighting game but mentally he's still back in his platformer days
He may be in a fighting game but mentally he's still back in his platformer days
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Treasure, power, ladder...
He may be in a fighting game but mentally he's still back in his platformer days
He may be in a fighting game but mentally he's still back in his platformer days
NEC: not for young children or cowards!
Also NEC: okay for ages 10+
Also NEC: okay for ages 10+
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
NEC: not for young children or cowards!
Also NEC: okay for ages 10+
Also NEC: okay for ages 10+
In the not too distant future of 19XX dystopian rollerblade gangs will rule the streets
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
In the not too distant future of 19XX dystopian rollerblade gangs will rule the streets
The only baseball players that will ever matter to me
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The only baseball players that will ever matter to me
In the Gen/MegaDrive version of Shadow Dancer you fight your way up scaffolding to a boss battle at the top of the statue
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
In the Gen/MegaDrive version of Shadow Dancer you fight your way up scaffolding to a boss battle at the top of the statue