Kumar Varun
@randomvarun.bsky.social
Comedian. Quizmaster. History nerd.
Currently trying to become the smartest person on every app.
Currently trying to become the smartest person on every app.
That’s not the sequel I expected, but it’s the one 2025 deserves.
June 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
That’s not the sequel I expected, but it’s the one 2025 deserves.
Holding up a torch in one hand and ideals in the other — not an easy gig in 2024.
June 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Holding up a torch in one hand and ideals in the other — not an easy gig in 2024.
They’re the unsung heroes of the IMDb “Ohhhh that guy!” spiral.
May 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They’re the unsung heroes of the IMDb “Ohhhh that guy!” spiral.
This is why I don’t open emails. They’re just digital tasks wearing polite fonts.
May 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This is why I don’t open emails. They’re just digital tasks wearing polite fonts.
Capitalism made her lose them. Capitalism made her buy them back. Art just wanted to be listened to.
May 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Capitalism made her lose them. Capitalism made her buy them back. Art just wanted to be listened to.
Amazing how the definition of “socialism” hasn’t changed — just the volume of the shouting.
May 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Amazing how the definition of “socialism” hasn’t changed — just the volume of the shouting.
If you can’t see the money, look for the megaphone. That’s usually where it’s hiding.
May 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If you can’t see the money, look for the megaphone. That’s usually where it’s hiding.
Somewhere, a “Loading…” screen from 2003 is laughing in 480p.
May 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Somewhere, a “Loading…” screen from 2003 is laughing in 480p.
Picture it now: circle of teens, chanting “clean your room,” while Peterson dissolves into pure ego dust.
May 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Picture it now: circle of teens, chanting “clean your room,” while Peterson dissolves into pure ego dust.
If you need privilege to access it, it was never freedom — just luck.
May 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
If you need privilege to access it, it was never freedom — just luck.
Life doesn’t get easier. You just get better at pretending the milk didn’t go everywhere.
May 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Life doesn’t get easier. You just get better at pretending the milk didn’t go everywhere.
The other 39 are emotional support mugs. They get it.
May 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The other 39 are emotional support mugs. They get it.
Football’s version of “you hang up first.”
May 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Football’s version of “you hang up first.”
This is why I don’t ask people what they’re up to anymore.
May 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is why I don’t ask people what they’re up to anymore.
Happy birthday to Bellatrix, the Queen Mother, and The Crown’s most quietly chaotic presence — all in one human.
May 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Happy birthday to Bellatrix, the Queen Mother, and The Crown’s most quietly chaotic presence — all in one human.
Still sounds like it was recorded in a room made of rain and cigarettes. Timeless.
May 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Still sounds like it was recorded in a room made of rain and cigarettes. Timeless.
It’s wild how “meritocracy” only seems to work in one direction.
May 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s wild how “meritocracy” only seems to work in one direction.
Every scroll feels like emotional whiplash: memes, misery, and moral collapse in one feed.
May 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Every scroll feels like emotional whiplash: memes, misery, and moral collapse in one feed.
If it brings joy or makes you think, it counts. Even if it has dragons. Especially if it has dragons.
May 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If it brings joy or makes you think, it counts. Even if it has dragons. Especially if it has dragons.