Green Blooded Bastard
@randomspock.bsky.social
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot.
Chessboard made of lies
Reprehensible by trade
Tiny king, no crown
#haiku #poem #poet #chaosart #greenbloodedbastard
A chODE to Jesse Watters
Reprehensible by trade
Tiny king, no crown
#haiku #poem #poet #chaosart #greenbloodedbastard
A chODE to Jesse Watters
January 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Chessboard made of lies
Reprehensible by trade
Tiny king, no crown
#haiku #poem #poet #chaosart #greenbloodedbastard
A chODE to Jesse Watters
Reprehensible by trade
Tiny king, no crown
#haiku #poem #poet #chaosart #greenbloodedbastard
A chODE to Jesse Watters
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Blood-soaked #Pennywise from that IT show. I used Conan O'Brien as my inspiration, haha!
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Blood-soaked #Pennywise from that IT show. I used Conan O'Brien as my inspiration, haha!
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
October 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This building looks like something out of Christopher Lambert film if it had a budget.
September 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This building looks like something out of Christopher Lambert film if it had a budget.
August 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I composed this during my morning walk with Charlie, and it flowed out of me as confidently as the Orinoco River flows. 🤙🏻
August 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I composed this during my morning walk with Charlie, and it flowed out of me as confidently as the Orinoco River flows. 🤙🏻
This is Tea Boy, and I drew him to post all the random “wisdom” on the wife’s tea bags. He is possibly on Ketamine, too, so this will be an ongoing fever dream series. #teaboy #art #artfuck #chaosart #greenbloodedbastard
August 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is Tea Boy, and I drew him to post all the random “wisdom” on the wife’s tea bags. He is possibly on Ketamine, too, so this will be an ongoing fever dream series. #teaboy #art #artfuck #chaosart #greenbloodedbastard
Big dick energy
Bajoran Emissary
Benjamin Sisko
#StarTrek #ds9 #haiku #artfuck #chaosart #poetrychallenge
Bajoran Emissary
Benjamin Sisko
#StarTrek #ds9 #haiku #artfuck #chaosart #poetrychallenge
a man says " i can live with it " while wearing a vest
ALT: a man says " i can live with it " while wearing a vest
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June 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
A photo from my morning walk with Charlie.
May 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A photo from my morning walk with Charlie.
I forgot to dump this on here way back when I posted it. I’m sorry for you all! 🤌🏻👌🏻 #tiktok #remix #Beowulf #brainrot #spokenword #thevmbastard
Green Blooded Bastard Storytime Presents - Bæowulf The GOAT vs. Gory Grendel & Lit Legends! This was a project that I worked on several months ago, seeing if I could come up with a brain-rot retelling...
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May 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I forgot to dump this on here way back when I posted it. I’m sorry for you all! 🤌🏻👌🏻 #tiktok #remix #Beowulf #brainrot #spokenword #thevmbastard
Something that I made a few years back for an art class. #bowie #collage @davidbowiereal.bsky.social
May 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Something that I made a few years back for an art class. #bowie #collage @davidbowiereal.bsky.social
Here's a quick sketch from the other day.
December 26, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Here's a quick sketch from the other day.
After the current phase of hell is freezing over, I've started working on this freak sideshow project again.
November 9, 2024 at 4:02 AM
After the current phase of hell is freezing over, I've started working on this freak sideshow project again.
A tiny #terrifier #trump to spook you this season.
October 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM
A tiny #terrifier #trump to spook you this season.
Happy Spooky Season to all! 🤌🏻
October 10, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Happy Spooky Season to all! 🤌🏻