Because Jesus would never have dinner with Jews, right?

I cannot argue with this.

Perhaps courts could allow interpretive dance as a form of argument.

Fuck I hate this job.

I disagree. There is nothing slow about how they’re implementing their authoritarian program.

The closing line:

“Thank you. Does anybody have any questions?”

Perfect for 2025.

This works for me too. Thanks for sharing.

It also reminds me of an early session with my current therapist, where I brought up my fear of failing at therapy.

She said, “you can’t fail at therapy.”

Simple, and probably should be obvious, but it affected me so strongly I just burst into tears.

Pope KitKat V.

The pope for people breaking away.

That was heartbreaking.

Diplomacy. Embarrassing the President in public eye will simply get a negative emotional response. Look at what happened to Zelenskyy.

The harder conversations will happen behind closed doors.

The Hamburgler stole buns, not asses.

Coincidence?

Yeah, nah. Nah.

Aligning with MAGA leading into the election was unwise for the conservative Liberal and National parties. Absolute drubbing for the LNP, with Labor increasing its margin in parliament.

And, as in Canada, another election where the leader of the conservative opposition lost his seat.

This is true because I was William Shakespeare.

Unfortunately for old Bill he ended up being me, who hasn’t written a decent play or sonnet since forever.