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Randolf Richardson 張文道 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍
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People are more important than ideas.
atheism is normal.
Racism and bigotry are stupid.
Feminism and equality are necessary.
Abortion is life-saving healthcare.
Freedom for everyone!

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Ah, Pierre Poilievre (notice the "lie" in the middle of his last name?), who runs around talking about axing taxes.

If Pierre "Timbit Trump" Poilievre was our Prime Minister today instead of Mark Carney, Canada would be sold out to Donald Trump and our freedoms would be illegal.

#canada #politics
"Axe the Facts!" says Pierre Poilievre, the far-right extremist Christian leader of the Canadian Conservative Party (CCP), whilst wearing a suit with a blue wide-striped tie, standing up in the House of Commons and holding a rusty old axe from the Canadian fur trade era. Also, the Christian flag is positioned in the top-right corner of this picture.
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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COVID-19 and Flu vaccines: did you get yours? I just got mine less than an hour ago, and if you didn't get yours yet you should schedule as soon as possible (remember to bring your Personal Health Number and Photo ID).

Speak with your family physician if you have any questions.
"Why do I need to get a vaccine?" information pamphlet: 1. prevents serious illness 2. works with your immune system 3. Protects those around you
October 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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This is why sex education is important: x.com/randolf828/s...

Karma H.: "'Pregnant people.' Give me strength. What does a person need to get pregnant, oh great one?"

Randolf Richardson: "Strength. For a person to get pregnant, one of the things they need is, at least, a basic modicum of strength."
Karma H. (anti-abortion/forced-birther/anti-choice death cult member): "'Pregnant people.' Give me strength. What does a person need to get pregnant, oh great one?" Randolf Richardson (pro-choice advocate): "Strength. For a person to get pregnant, one of the things they need is, at least, a basic modicum of strength."
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I used this picture of Donald Trump in April 2023 to make an "Exotic Fish" meme. I hope you enjoy it!
Donald Trump's neck skin is folding under his tight collar and blue tie. Donald Trump's blue tie and folded neck skin separated by a white collar, resembling two fish. The caption reads: "Exotic Fish: Isn't it wonderful that a blue fish and fall in love with an orange fish?"
October 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Fun fact: If you were conceived on Easter, you participated in the ultimate Easter Egg hunt.
Fun fact: If you were conceived on Easter, you participated in the ultimate Easter Egg hunt.
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Someone on Twitter just told me that they believe I don't have a soul, so I replied "That makes two of us." 😄

Link to source: x.com/randolf828/s...
September 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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"Pete Hegseth ... is The Most Interesting Leak in The World. (Bomb Yemen, my friends.)"
-- Dos Signal (satirical quote)
This is a parody of Dos Equis' "the most interesting man in the world" television advertising campaigns, featuring the man's face changed to Pete Hegseth's face, and the following text added to the graphics: "Pete Hegseth ... is The Most Interesting Leak in The World. (Bomb Yemen, my friends.)" -- Dos Signal
April 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Can you spot the differences? #DonaldTrump
Two ex-Presidential paintings of Donald Trump, side-by-side, with some modifications on the second one that show him in his natural angry form, yelling, and wearing a lapel pin of the Russian flag. The caption "Can you spot the differences?" is presented using a popular Nazi font.
March 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Kim Jong Un invites Donald Trump to play in a personal @IKEA ball pit.
Kim Jong Un is standing in a pit of colourful plastic balls, and motioning (with his hand) for Donald Trump to enter with him (Donald Trump has one foot up on the low-profile barrier that keeps the balls from rolling away). In the background there's a light blue coloured building with a row of 5 short windows.
March 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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"I photoshopped Saruman into [Donald] Trump's orb picture and it's not even weird."
-- Shahak Shapira (May 22, 2017)
Picture of Saruman (form modern The Lord Of The Rings movies), a Sheikh from Saudi Arabia, and Donald Trump surrounding an orb. Both the Sheikh and Trump have their hands placed onto the orb, which is emitting light. There are many people standing around behind them, but it's difficult to see them because the bleachers aren't illuminated.
March 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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The greatest glory of being alive ... (what I wrote is too long for this message, so I included it with a lovely image of an elephant having some fun).
"The greatest glory of being alive is not found in categorically rejecting that which is unknown or mysterious, nor by conforming to the arbitrary expectations and unrealistic-or-outdated standards of others, nor by trying to measure up to the ideas of some vague universal purpose; but rather, what matters is the quality in amassing more life experience and higher life satisfaction by freely living your own life, and adapting as you deem appropriate, in your own self-determined ways." -- Randolf Richardson (February 18, 2025)
February 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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The news was covering some passage in his book wherein J.D. Vance apparently described engaging in sexual intercourse with a sofa when he was much younger. Attached are some pictures of evidence from J.D. Vance's book.

(Apparently the couch survived.)
Evidence the J.D. Vance wrote about engaging in sexual intercourse with a couch (partial picture). Evidence the J.D. Vance wrote about engaging in sexual intercourse with a couch (full-page picture).
December 10, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Excellent! Hey, here's a picture of Donald Trump from this meme that was sent to me back in 2016. It might be even better because it's hard to see his face. 😮
A picture of Donald Trump lying down on a stage floor, looking exhausted and fallen into a slumber. The captions read: Line 1: "Breaking news / Now 88NEWS" Line 2: "Donald Trump died this morning from a heart attack"
December 10, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Transgender troops had to get through basic training, just like everyone had to -- this means they are qualified to protect their country, and are deserving of just as must respect as all of our troops.

The military needs to keep the focus on qualifications and capabilities, just as they have been.
Picture of an intensely-focused troop on an active battlefield. The wording next to this picture of him reads: "Tuberville smeared our military as people 'doing poems on aircraft carriers.' "Ted Cruz smeared our troops as woke & emasculated. "Tucker Carlson attacks our Army as feminine & weak, praising Russia's. "[Donald] Trump defamed them as suckers & losers. "GOP doesn't give a damn about our troops." Credited to @LindyLi.
December 9, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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This seems to fit properly here in this thread...
Game of Thrones fans involved in political protests against Donald Trump. Four pictures, some with people dressed in Game of Thrones character costumes, all holding the following signs: 1. Cersei would be better 2. At least the Lannisters paid their debts 3. Shame on Trump! 4. Brace yourselves: Women are coming
November 18, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Please ask J.D. Vance how Sofia is doing these days...
J.D. Vance just exited his black pick-up truck (driver-side), on a road in what appears to be a rural area, and is yelling at a sofa hanging precariously from a tree (there's a police SUV in the distance, on the same road). J.D. Vance, holding the title of "forced-birther," is yelling "Sofia! Get down from there, now! You can't have an abortion! Our off-spring has rights!" #puns (off-spring refers to couch springs) The final caption reads: "J.D. Vance. Family man. Saving potential sofas and couches from extinction. Vote!"
November 18, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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Is this better? All the orange has been removed from him in this picture.
Donald Trump wearing clown make-up that resembles Ronald McDonald. It looks like he's talking, and the captions read: "The radical left Democrats, who totally control [Joe] Biden, will destroy our country as we know it" ... "says clown Trump after destroying our country as we know it."
November 18, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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That's hilarious! 😆

Here's a meme I made about MAGAnuts -- feel free to copy and share it as much as you like (and the fine print along the bottom is also worth not missing)...
"MAGAnuts: They're crazy enough to vote for Donald Trump ...and with their herd mentality you'd better watch it, because they might just get him re-elected!"
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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...but don't just take my word for it, because, as it turns out, Donald Trump has been talking openly about Kim Jong Un coming to visit the White House some day, and since Donald Trump seems to admire authoritarian dictators he's likely keen to make it happen (...with or without a plastic ball pit).
November 16, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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If he promises to bring his Ikea-inspired ball room with him, then Kim Jong Un will probably win that race of being the first Head of State to visit Donald Trump. 😆
Donald Trump's first visit to North Korea, and Kim Jong Un showing him the Ikea-inspired plastic ball pit, inviting Trump to jump in and have some fun!
November 16, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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The word "flitter" fits butterfly movements well...

flitter (verb): move quickly in an apparently random or purposeless manner (e.g., "if only you would settle down instead of flittering around the countryside")

flitter (noun): a fluttering movement (e.g., "the flash and flitter of colored wings")
A black butterfly with three white stripes and a reddish-orange body, sitting among some thin leaves on a tree in the forest. Image source (Pixabay): https://pixabay.com/photos/butterfly-standing-plant-green-3864619/
November 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
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Vladimir Putin must be so proud of Donald Trump.
Vladimir Putin (from a black-and-white photograph) smile, with one thumb up in an approving manner. The caption reads "Buy American! I did. Donald Trump is the best purchase I ever made." At the bottom-left corner is a hand-shaped logo (with a Registered Trademark insignia next to it) featuring a blue palm and thumb, and red fingers. Below it reads the words "made in USA."
November 15, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Introducing: Torso
Elon Musk, using the seductive powers of his chiseled chest, introduces "Torso" (as a new alternative to Tesla). Satire.
November 15, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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That picture reminds me of these pictures...
Female lion chasing male lion and biting his testicles. The expression on the male lion's face is one of great sadness. The caption is as follows: "Me: Dude you used to be the King. Don't let her control you." "My friend: [both pictures]"
November 14, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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Are you referring to Sister Mary Stigmata from the first Blues Brothers movie?
Sister Mary Stigmata from the first Blues Brothers movie.
November 13, 2024 at 11:24 PM