Ran Ascot
@randogthenum1.bsky.social
I LIKE SAND AND I'M 7 >:D
[Parody]
[Parody]
It very yummy—
You want some :P
You want some :P
February 17, 2026 at 10:44 PM
It very yummy—
You want some :P
You want some :P
“Yeah he’s in his office :3 “
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
“Yeah he’s in his office :3 “
:D
He enjoys the nuzzling
“Both misters haven’t caused any problems!”
He enjoys the nuzzling
“Both misters haven’t caused any problems!”
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
:D
He enjoys the nuzzling
“Both misters haven’t caused any problems!”
He enjoys the nuzzling
“Both misters haven’t caused any problems!”
“Okiiiiiiiii :3
He likes the pats
He likes the pats
February 7, 2026 at 3:05 AM
“Okiiiiiiiii :3
He likes the pats
He likes the pats
“I missed you toooooo” :(
He hugs her legs tightly
He hugs her legs tightly
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
“I missed you toooooo” :(
He hugs her legs tightly
He hugs her legs tightly
“But how can your not ugliness harm us??”
He wags his tail for a moment
“Yeah, she escaped and was arguing with me.”
His tone suggests a hint of numbness and irritation, but completely thinks they’re the same person.
He wags his tail for a moment
“Yeah, she escaped and was arguing with me.”
His tone suggests a hint of numbness and irritation, but completely thinks they’re the same person.
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“But how can your not ugliness harm us??”
He wags his tail for a moment
“Yeah, she escaped and was arguing with me.”
His tone suggests a hint of numbness and irritation, but completely thinks they’re the same person.
He wags his tail for a moment
“Yeah, she escaped and was arguing with me.”
His tone suggests a hint of numbness and irritation, but completely thinks they’re the same person.
Is that Germany?????
February 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Is that Germany?????
“Yeah :( “
He perks up
“Awwww why not… you’re not ugly! :( “
He perks up
“Awwww why not… you’re not ugly! :( “
February 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
“Yeah :( “
He perks up
“Awwww why not… you’re not ugly! :( “
He perks up
“Awwww why not… you’re not ugly! :( “
“No there wasn’t any trouble. But yeah we had a vewwwwy hard time without you here.”
🥺
🥺
January 28, 2026 at 5:23 AM
“No there wasn’t any trouble. But yeah we had a vewwwwy hard time without you here.”
🥺
🥺
“Shedra!!!!” :D
He runs over and gives her a huggie
He runs over and gives her a huggie
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“Shedra!!!!” :D
He runs over and gives her a huggie
He runs over and gives her a huggie
“Do you need a gun?”
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
“Do you need a gun?”
“Uhhhhhhh—- gun???”
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
“Uhhhhhhh—- gun???”
Wait a minute… why are you a sheep…
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Wait a minute… why are you a sheep…