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Rando Parsons
@randofloofs.bsky.social
He/they/thon (this/that one), 27NB/M. Humble Jersey fur, enjoyer of BDSM, art, music, player of niche indie games, and Sneaky Little Guy(tm).

"Thon" is a singular "they" conceived at the turn of the 20th, which I use for gender-neutrality. c:
WHAT

Okay so this is either going to lead to Baraka rising or becoming a martyr because this man is a legitimate hero to the city of Newark

His homeless program has humanely cut down the homeless population by around 50-60% IIRC
That’s crazy
Breaking: Newark, New Jersey Mayor Ras Baraka (D) has just been arrested by the Trump administration after he was protesting outside of an ICE facility.
May 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Americas starter Pokémon
April 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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The cilantro soap gene isn’t real. It just tastes that way for everyone. If you don’t like it you are just weak
March 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Draw me like one of your French fopses.
February 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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:3
February 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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If you'll be at #ANE2025, feel free to drop by my "(F)urban Planning" panel on Friday at noon!

We'll be working as a group to DISCUSS, DRAW and BUILD ideas for improving land use near the convention center. All skill/knowledge levels welcome!

www.anthronewengland.com/schedule/#/f...
January 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Mmmmm

Son lite
December 29, 2024 at 4:57 AM
"I wasn't asking."
December 26, 2024 at 1:12 PM
What did you *think* "ponder my orbs" meant?
December 26, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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The struggle is real.
December 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I see you eating chimken.
December 14, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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people keep trying to accuse me of being a Fascist Nazi because I am Ukrainian. and in the same sentence, they use "Jew" as an insult.
Do you not realize you are spreading anti-Semitic Russian propaganda?

I'm pro-Palestine, anti-Zionist, pro-Ukraine, anti-Nazi.
it's not that hard to understand.
December 11, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Found the YouTube for the whole song if ya want to have it youtube.com/shorts/J_swG...
United Health
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
youtube.com
December 11, 2024 at 11:04 PM
They probably didn't make this for me

But I damn sure ain't saying no :3
December 13, 2024 at 6:53 AM
I don't have the heart to tell him his mom is out getting spayed.
December 13, 2024 at 6:51 AM
It is a known fact that grappling in D&D is fantastic for helping rogues gain advantage for their sneak attacks.
December 13, 2024 at 6:51 AM
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James Webb telescope just dropped its latest image, Neptune, and its rings.
December 12, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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Found the hot new furry reaction image.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
👀
December 13, 2024 at 6:45 AM
= w =
December 13, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Ehh-hehe-HE-he-he-heeee~ # =//w//=#
December 13, 2024 at 6:44 AM
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I've seen a couple comments about how people are "endangering" smaller cons by speaking out about this and refusing to go. I get that cons are hard to run and are run by multiple people, but if simply telling the truth endangers your con, maybe you should rethink your actions and why people are mad
Garden State Fur the Weekend is currently hosting Furry Raiders who are welcome back with no explanation after previous bans, and teaming up to flood their chat with inane posts as if they're just regular furries dogpatch.press/2024/10/21/g...
December 10, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Same guy who was telling people in the GSFTW chat to play nice (code words for don't critique the con's behavior) or be kicked out, btw! They still have not reversed the false bans of dozens.
Content warning: Slurs by Ethan, mod for a morning in GSFTW chat. Picking him shows how deep over their head the management is. Ethan shushing fellow mod Sotalo was funny, though. Sotalo lied that mods found Ethan's posts and removed him instead of being forced by watchers. bsky.app/profile/dogp...
December 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM