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"AIRRRR BAAALLLLL!!!!!"

She shot her shot and it landed in the third row.
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Nice to know that a senile nazi-sympathizing 32x convicted child molesting openly corrupt strongman-fellating murderer has a moral constraint.
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 AM
"Domestic Terrorist"... Once again, you know that every accusation against someone else is projection for these ghouls. I don't know how hot Hell is, but I'm pretty sure there's going to be plenty of ICE there.
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Is it true that the Navy is changing its anthem to Cankles Aweigh?
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Cops are much more ready to shoot when they aren't afraid of being shot. That's why a cell phone can be mistaken for a gun and require armed intervention but an actual gun is somebody else's problem.
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Stick around for five minutes and you'll see that the "christian" ministers who are hardest against homosexuality are intensely gay behind the scenes and one of his boyfriends will be coming forth to out his specific fetish. Seen it before and I'm seeing it now.
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
To be fair to a small percentage of his voters, if they consumed news via legacy media, their "research" consisted of some of the most carefully edited reports imaginable. He'd spew 88 minutes of hate and craziness, but MSM would show two somewhat intelligible sentences as if that was the story.
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
They are like: "Well yeah... We knew he was a dangerous turd, but we wanted him to be dangerous to THEM, not us."
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Trump, proving he truly deserves a piece prize for being the biggest piece of sh*t this country has to offer.
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm done with legacy media and CBS News, in particular. Leslie Moonves said the quiet part out loud after the 2016 election when he said Trump may be bad for America, but he's been damned good for CBS. They betrayed the country and their supposedly sacred journalistic principles for ratings.
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Didn't Jesse Jackson Jr. go to prison for the same thing (misuse of campaign funds, not going to see a drug addled wannabe Trump-guzzling pop sensation)?
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
By writing songs that I like and producing them via AI. Every single one hits like a beloved memory that I never actually experienced.
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is what is known as the "Facebook said it, so it must be true" brain worm that's eating the common sense out of American minds.
October 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Somehow, CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, and other corporate media seem to believe this isn't concerning enough to be on the news. If I was Tylenol, I'd be suing the worm out of his f*cking brain right now.
October 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I love Cameo. Word Up crossed over and instead of trying to go mainstream, they followed it up with one of my favorite Cameo songs - Skin I'm In. Coming back with a song about double standards of race in America that was akin to A Change Is Gonna Come by Sam Cooke. Boss move.
September 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ohio is ridiculously gerrymandered already. We passed a referendum for fair maps and the Republican supermajority refused to honor it. I shudder at the thought they will make things worse. And since we're the biggest monkey-see-monkey-do state in the country, they will.
September 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It was interesting when the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants became the 20th century's version of the Green Mountain Boys. Calling a dog "vicious" for biting you after you kicked it is a point of semantics and biased perspective.
August 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Isn't that the GOP motto?
August 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A rapist can be president. Trans people can't even exist without being threatened.
August 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Shhh!!! If the overlords read your post, they'll make newspaper databases illegal in cities.

**Sadly, that was meant to be a joke but it would not surprise me to see it happen.**
August 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what problem this solves? Is there evidence that dangerous men are dressing as women so they can do things in the ladies room? What exactly are these logic-challenged individuals doing? Has the women's room suddenly become the Playboy Club or something?
August 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not eavesdropping, but what exactly is this "library" that you mentioned?
August 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Do you believe that didn't contribute to the decision to cut funding? I'm shocked Tiny Desk Concerts didn't shift to being the Kid Rock Show years ago. If they played the "both sides" game, they were only a few centimeters from going full state media.
August 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Or normalizing corruption when it comes from elected officials. You get fleas when you lie down with dogs and NPR got bit by the greatest bloodsuckers on record.
August 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My question is why didn't Fat Bastard call the police. Should have been the first thing any blogger should ask, let alone someone on the presidential beat for national media.
August 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM