Just so excited to be able to adopt whatever damn breed of dog I want and paint my walls whatever damn color I want.

I’ve always argued that a subscriber isn’t paying for news itself, they’re paying for the convenience of it. Folks can attend council meetings, submit FOIA requests, make their own calls to get info, etc.

That’s a huge time suck. Worth paying a convenience fee for someone else to do it for me.

Last night Ryan cracked a joke about how I better hope nobody would steal it. My response was “Why would someone steal it? I doubt we have Packers fans living next door or anything.”

Anyway, surprise, we met our nextdoor neighbor today and turns out she’s a Packers fan lmao.

Can’t wait to have to eventually pay a monthly $12.99 subscription fee (or simply watch four minutes of ads) in order to unlock my vegetable crisper drawer.

Anyway I close on my house next week lol fuck

Yes I literally went absolutely feral
the second the opening notes of “Yeah!” started playing and I will not apologize #sofetch

What if the real treasure was the AI slop we made along the way?

Your morning ritual sounds like a dream! 2025 Randi is envious. 😌