Rand Hagenstein
@randhagenstein.bsky.social
And she boasted that the Dow was over 50,000 dollars, which is just non-sensical.
February 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
And she boasted that the Dow was over 50,000 dollars, which is just non-sensical.
All hail the mighty Redacted One
February 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
All hail the mighty Redacted One
Seems like this should really be an advisory
February 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Seems like this should really be an advisory
The first thing they teach you in politics school is: Don't tell the world you snorted coke off a toilet seat. The second thing is...I forget...something about a brain worm.
February 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The first thing they teach you in politics school is: Don't tell the world you snorted coke off a toilet seat. The second thing is...I forget...something about a brain worm.
Hands up for Alaska to be Canada’s 11th province
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Hands up for Alaska to be Canada’s 11th province
And DC the 52nd
February 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
And DC the 52nd
I'm putting it at about 100 goat-fucking percent
February 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I'm putting it at about 100 goat-fucking percent
As long as I live, I will never forget the "Trump worried about Pecker leak" headline.
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
As long as I live, I will never forget the "Trump worried about Pecker leak" headline.
Among many other reasons, this a a great reason to have a state income tax. A sales tax would do nothing for these out-of-state workers who on a good day might drop a $20 in the airport on their way home.
February 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Among many other reasons, this a a great reason to have a state income tax. A sales tax would do nothing for these out-of-state workers who on a good day might drop a $20 in the airport on their way home.
I bet there's no credible evidence that he didn't!
February 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I bet there's no credible evidence that he didn't!
The Seward Peninsula is our last, best hope.
February 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The Seward Peninsula is our last, best hope.
Excellent clarification. I was assuming Jack was a curling stone
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Excellent clarification. I was assuming Jack was a curling stone
And this doesn't count the ones that should be arrested but haven't been
February 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
And this doesn't count the ones that should be arrested but haven't been
Seems accurate.
February 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Seems accurate.
don't seem to see any Muslims either
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
don't seem to see any Muslims either
And Alaska should consider becoming a province.
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
And Alaska should consider becoming a province.
With our luck, Trump will deport Phil and we will be without any forecasting ability
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
With our luck, Trump will deport Phil and we will be without any forecasting ability
That was my first thought when they ended it so abruptly and ushered all of the press out so fast
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
That was my first thought when they ended it so abruptly and ushered all of the press out so fast
The first way being thrown overboard
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
The first way being thrown overboard
We will see on Monday how well this predictive system works relative to the gold standard
January 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
We will see on Monday how well this predictive system works relative to the gold standard
For breakfast? Or breakfast dessert? Either way, I'm all for it.
January 30, 2026 at 4:08 AM
For breakfast? Or breakfast dessert? Either way, I'm all for it.
she was seen wringing her hands and clutching her pearls
January 30, 2026 at 1:26 AM
she was seen wringing her hands and clutching her pearls
So no shadow. Damn it.
January 30, 2026 at 1:22 AM
So no shadow. Damn it.
Yes. I think this label accurately describes the entire GOP right now
January 29, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Yes. I think this label accurately describes the entire GOP right now