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Randy Martens
@randallmartens.bsky.social
Beekeeper, Maple Sugar Maker, Lover of Comedy, Art, Science, and the Outdoors.
I stayed at a hotel in Ithica recently and in my room, hanging on the wall, I found this bag labeled Ha Dryer.

I opened it up and it was full of Dry jokes.

#jokes #funny
July 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Things Discovered Walking the Dog - E1: I came across what appears to be a small door at the base of a tree. I figure it leads to either a delicious cookie factory, or to The Upside Down. #Littletonma Brown’s Woods trail.
April 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Finishing one batch while starting another. #maplesyrup. #backyardsugaring
March 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Got a nice dark amber hue going in the pan for a first batch of #maplesyrup in 2025. #backyardsugaring
March 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Recently had surgery & was reviewing post-op notes which included: “We incised the fascia with Metzenbaum scissors…”, which OF COURSE made me think & hope the next sentence in the report was to have a cat removed from the operating room. I was disappointed. Thank u @stevemartinreally.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sap is running here in Mass. Tapped and ready to boil. #maplesyrup #backyardsugaring
February 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Replaced the belt on this Yamaha turntable. Still works great. First vinyl I’ve played in decades.
February 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Paisley, mini snow beastie
February 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Maya the snow beastie.
February 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Visited our neighbors walking Maya in the evening.
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Things are still pretty glazed over and it’s tricky going in the forest. Ankle turners everywhere. At least it was softened up a bit today.
February 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Bluesky hello world
February 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM