RanchoApocalypto
@ranchoapocalypto.bsky.social
Lapsed lawyer. Out of practice in four different styles of martial arts. Longtime volunteer in assorted local service organizations. Big fan of the Oxford comma.
So now, it's safe to assume that anyone prominent, male or female but esp. male, is in the Epstein files unless they can prove otherwise.
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
So now, it's safe to assume that anyone prominent, male or female but esp. male, is in the Epstein files unless they can prove otherwise.
Anyone else have randos suddenly all showing up, posting photos of their food? They're all so proud of making a humdrum sandwich or a pot of really awful chili. Or some gross undercooked chicken object. Is it their first time in a kitchen & they don't have a mommy or a nonna to brag to? #InstaBlock
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Anyone else have randos suddenly all showing up, posting photos of their food? They're all so proud of making a humdrum sandwich or a pot of really awful chili. Or some gross undercooked chicken object. Is it their first time in a kitchen & they don't have a mommy or a nonna to brag to? #InstaBlock
If you're the kind of person who believes *taco salad* is best made with *Doritos* and *only* Doritos? On so many levels we have absolutely nothing in common.
December 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you're the kind of person who believes *taco salad* is best made with *Doritos* and *only* Doritos? On so many levels we have absolutely nothing in common.
To repeat: it really irritates me when a social media user announces in their profile or a post something to the effect of "if I don't like your comment I'll block you." That's a childish threat that deters no one. It translates to: "I'm a jerk. Please block me first." Challenge accepted.
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
To repeat: it really irritates me when a social media user announces in their profile or a post something to the effect of "if I don't like your comment I'll block you." That's a childish threat that deters no one. It translates to: "I'm a jerk. Please block me first." Challenge accepted.
Pretty soon there's going to be a photo of Trump passing out face first into his cheeseburger & fries with ketchup.
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pretty soon there's going to be a photo of Trump passing out face first into his cheeseburger & fries with ketchup.
Is Trump's health declining? Look toward what his potential heirs are doing right now to consolidate their own wealth & power without his signature or "brand."
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is Trump's health declining? Look toward what his potential heirs are doing right now to consolidate their own wealth & power without his signature or "brand."
Here's what I don't get. Trump is recorded passing out All. The. Time. Yet he's also recorded standing up and speaking. Can anyone in cyberspace track his dosages? How much time passes in front of cameras between when he's walking/talking & when he's passing out?
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Here's what I don't get. Trump is recorded passing out All. The. Time. Yet he's also recorded standing up and speaking. Can anyone in cyberspace track his dosages? How much time passes in front of cameras between when he's walking/talking & when he's passing out?
Gosh, Trump falls asleep a lot? "Falls asleep" is a euphemism for "passes out." The American public needs to see unredacted medical records to determine what pharmaceuticals he's actually on. Plus unredacted tax returns & Epstein files. Give it to us all in one big infodump, we'll sort it all out.
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Gosh, Trump falls asleep a lot? "Falls asleep" is a euphemism for "passes out." The American public needs to see unredacted medical records to determine what pharmaceuticals he's actually on. Plus unredacted tax returns & Epstein files. Give it to us all in one big infodump, we'll sort it all out.
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Everyone has Probably already seen this ….and I will hate myself in the morning, but it’s good so watch and enjoy
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Everyone has Probably already seen this ….and I will hate myself in the morning, but it’s good so watch and enjoy
Much as I want Tangerine Idi Amin to be gone, I'm horrified thinking about the jamokes who'd be next in the line of succession: JD Vance, followed by Mike Moses Johnson, Chuck Grassley, and then - according to Mr. Wikipedia - "Cabinet secretaries depending upon eligibility."
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Much as I want Tangerine Idi Amin to be gone, I'm horrified thinking about the jamokes who'd be next in the line of succession: JD Vance, followed by Mike Moses Johnson, Chuck Grassley, and then - according to Mr. Wikipedia - "Cabinet secretaries depending upon eligibility."
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How great are the @dropkickmurphys.com!?! They're not even taking a breath after their European tour to be with us in DC on 11.22. You better be there, too!! #RemovetheRegime removetheregime.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
How great are the @dropkickmurphys.com!?! They're not even taking a breath after their European tour to be with us in DC on 11.22. You better be there, too!! #RemovetheRegime removetheregime.com
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Doing battle w rural townsfolk on FB who can't grasp the repercussions of a 50-yr home mortgage. Best I've got: "Homeowners being able to pass on homes to their heirs is the only way most of future generations can accumulate wealth. A 50-yr mortgage takes that away and replaces wealth with debt."
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Doing battle w rural townsfolk on FB who can't grasp the repercussions of a 50-yr home mortgage. Best I've got: "Homeowners being able to pass on homes to their heirs is the only way most of future generations can accumulate wealth. A 50-yr mortgage takes that away and replaces wealth with debt."
Seeing last night's election results cross-country? I don't think Trump'll be able to build his bunker fast enough.
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Seeing last night's election results cross-country? I don't think Trump'll be able to build his bunker fast enough.
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November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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...and here we are.
"...the U.S. Constitution: Neither the House nor the Senate can adjourn for more than 3 days w/o the consent of the other chamber. Additionally, the House can only adjourn to a place where both Houses are sitting. Art. I, Sec. 5, Clause 4, Library of Congress House Adjournment Rules."
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
...and here we are.
I guess abt 500 ppl at my small SW NM town's #NoKings protest. Inflatables, all kinds of costumes & good doggos, light LE presence, good motorist feedback. No counter protestors, just one pudgy white truck passenger yelling a weak drive-by "Trump 2028" out the window. The Steampunk Catrina is me.
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I guess abt 500 ppl at my small SW NM town's #NoKings protest. Inflatables, all kinds of costumes & good doggos, light LE presence, good motorist feedback. No counter protestors, just one pudgy white truck passenger yelling a weak drive-by "Trump 2028" out the window. The Steampunk Catrina is me.
Rebuilding from scratch a 501c3's new website w/i 30 days bc the old hosting co. is shutting down + fixing treasurer's failures w/ annual reporting + amending originating documents, all at same time. I understand folks who quit work, run off into deep woods, live in a shack, & write manifestos.
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Rebuilding from scratch a 501c3's new website w/i 30 days bc the old hosting co. is shutting down + fixing treasurer's failures w/ annual reporting + amending originating documents, all at same time. I understand folks who quit work, run off into deep woods, live in a shack, & write manifestos.
Anyone heard lately from any trump? Seems all quiet from Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Lara? Melania's functionally illiterate in English so she gets a pass but not much noise from the rest of that clan....
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Anyone heard lately from any trump? Seems all quiet from Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Lara? Melania's functionally illiterate in English so she gets a pass but not much noise from the rest of that clan....
I love birds. But I suck at most ID. If a raptor or a seagull doesn't wear a T-shirt, name tag, or placard, I dunno WHO they are
July 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I love birds. But I suck at most ID. If a raptor or a seagull doesn't wear a T-shirt, name tag, or placard, I dunno WHO they are
Every time I see a pic of 47's shitty makeup, I wonder: does he just put a shower cap on to cover his hair & ears & then just faceplants into a big bowl o' bronzer?
July 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Every time I see a pic of 47's shitty makeup, I wonder: does he just put a shower cap on to cover his hair & ears & then just faceplants into a big bowl o' bronzer?
I've said it before: if in your bsky profile you're so insecure that you need to threaten the world you'll block anyone who crosses you? I'll save you the trouble.
July 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I've said it before: if in your bsky profile you're so insecure that you need to threaten the world you'll block anyone who crosses you? I'll save you the trouble.
Could we please stop calling the US's newest concentration camp Alligator Alcatraz? Alcatraz held convicts after they'd had due process. This? Is Alligator Auschwitz. Or Gator Gulag if you prefer.
July 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Could we please stop calling the US's newest concentration camp Alligator Alcatraz? Alcatraz held convicts after they'd had due process. This? Is Alligator Auschwitz. Or Gator Gulag if you prefer.
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July 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM