Ozymandias Fell Off
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Ozymandias Fell Off
@rancho.bsky.social
· Jan 24
i'm weeping watching hundreds of beavers cause im just a fat incel, fuck my chungus life
Rip trump you would've loved viktor deadlock
August 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Rip trump you would've loved viktor deadlock
Call me Abraham the way I fw whales
March 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Call me Abraham the way I fw whales
tbh ozymandias fell off
March 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
tbh ozymandias fell off
John Wayne only second worst John Wayne despite being a terrible terrible guy
March 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
John Wayne only second worst John Wayne despite being a terrible terrible guy
Imagine if they made Wicked before Thatcher died
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Imagine if they made Wicked before Thatcher died
The prestige is just so good man
March 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The prestige is just so good man
Lou Reed is literally me
March 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Lou Reed is literally me
Doing a posthumous circumcision on Rasputin's conserved penis so that he gets to go to heaven
March 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Doing a posthumous circumcision on Rasputin's conserved penis so that he gets to go to heaven
The CGI force ghost of Henry Fonda at the end of Juror #2 looked like shit
March 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The CGI force ghost of Henry Fonda at the end of Juror #2 looked like shit
Judge doesn't know I planted a Henry Fonda on the jury
March 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Judge doesn't know I planted a Henry Fonda on the jury
Don't get your teleportation machine from Nikola Tesla. Worst mistake of my life
March 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Don't get your teleportation machine from Nikola Tesla. Worst mistake of my life
You are what you eat. And you eat pussy. Think about it bucko
March 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You are what you eat. And you eat pussy. Think about it bucko
elon musk is too afraid to show is totally normal looking cock to anyone who's not a masseuse
March 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
elon musk is too afraid to show is totally normal looking cock to anyone who's not a masseuse
"Just one more comic strip where the message is literally represented bro. One more word play. We're toppling the regime, but I just need to draw one more..."
The accuracy of the political cartoons recently is incredibly painful.
March 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"Just one more comic strip where the message is literally represented bro. One more word play. We're toppling the regime, but I just need to draw one more..."
The game Concord being named that way is so funny. Like, yeah sure, you can call your next game Edinburgh or Titanic. Idgaf
February 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The game Concord being named that way is so funny. Like, yeah sure, you can call your next game Edinburgh or Titanic. Idgaf
Lmao just foind out there's a guy on here calling himself dark brandon. Guy stuck in specifically 2023
February 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lmao just foind out there's a guy on here calling himself dark brandon. Guy stuck in specifically 2023
listening to blonde on blonde for the first time. My first proper Dylan album listen. Yeah, I guess i get it, this shit is just good songs man. He also definitely has a iconic singing voice that really works. In regards of him being a singer-songwriter, he does sing well and write great songs.
February 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
listening to blonde on blonde for the first time. My first proper Dylan album listen. Yeah, I guess i get it, this shit is just good songs man. He also definitely has a iconic singing voice that really works. In regards of him being a singer-songwriter, he does sing well and write great songs.
Joe Black talking to a dying zoomer: no cap, it's gonna be bussin. I'm like death and shit
February 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Joe Black talking to a dying zoomer: no cap, it's gonna be bussin. I'm like death and shit
There is literally a cheeto in the white house
February 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
There is literally a cheeto in the white house
Half of the Republican party is just doing that every evening because their job is 9 to 5 talking with the Californian dragon fruit lobby and taking uber rides to go meet with 14 year olds
February 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Half of the Republican party is just doing that every evening because their job is 9 to 5 talking with the Californian dragon fruit lobby and taking uber rides to go meet with 14 year olds
It's not a limousine but long car if it does not come from the Limousin region of France
February 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It's not a limousine but long car if it does not come from the Limousin region of France
Radiohead is just one guy???!??!
February 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Radiohead is just one guy???!??!
Crime Scene Cleaner is the best game released this decade
February 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Crime Scene Cleaner is the best game released this decade
all I'm saying is I'm shooting a flair out of my window during the chinese air raids. Kill our ass
February 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
all I'm saying is I'm shooting a flair out of my window during the chinese air raids. Kill our ass
The craziest thing about Kamala Harris' campaign is that they didn't even try, they knew they were doing shit and did not change a thing. They were giggling between each other preparing to blame voters before even losing. An extreme failure of a party, even for a party with terrible politics.
February 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The craziest thing about Kamala Harris' campaign is that they didn't even try, they knew they were doing shit and did not change a thing. They were giggling between each other preparing to blame voters before even losing. An extreme failure of a party, even for a party with terrible politics.