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for my 10.000 post i would like to announce my love and appreciation for @meow.being.cat who has over the course of almost 8 months become one of my best friends and someone i admire so deeply. what a bug. ily and i’m so very grateful for u.
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
clearsky is back everything is bad again
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
fuji apple & ginger redbull is actually pretty good i think i’m a fan
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
clearsky is down maybe the world is finally healing
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
do you mind being the celestial object that i orbit for the rest of time
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i MUST hit 10k before my bsky anniversary. new goal
i can’t believe i’ve almost been on here for a year and i haven’t hit 10k posts
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i can’t believe i’ve almost been on here for a year and i haven’t hit 10k posts
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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the concept of losing it all just to find yourself again
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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can i resign from being an adult
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Happy "Leaves is Plants, Dumbass"iversary to those who celebrate
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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she's a model (and then there's some dude in the background)
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
why do i still have a cough it’s been 10 days
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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chicken ceaser but does chicken love her ?
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
feeling tender and mild rn
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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help me !!!!!! your mutual is being gay in my dms !!!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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You went against the system.. this is what happens
One does not simply ask the oppressor to help the oppressed
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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sono pront* ad essere il partner trofeo di qualcuno chi vuole sposarsi

the * the italian vers of the they/them 🚬

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i’m ready to be someone’s trophy partner who wants to get married
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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can I be an mp3 file on your ipod
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
happy monday frog friends
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
sometimes i start thinking of how many years i’m gonna have to have a job for and i have to back up REAL quick so i don’t delete myself
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
once i’m with the wizard it’s over for y’all
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i should have pursued musical theatre or something instead of this stem shit
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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microdosing being a cam girl by living in a surveillance state
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
damn wicked is so good it’s been playing in my head all morning
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM