Why did you have to write all of my vulnerabilities out for the Internet to see?

I cannot explain John Bonham's drum technique. Sometimes you just have to gesture toward the thing and hope.

Meanwhile I've been out here releasing Dookie every damn day for 35 years and where's the recognition?

Some friends crashed over at our apartment and the door to the litter box closet ended up shut.

My roommate's fatass cat dropped a 4am deuce in the middle of the living room where they were passed out.

They both immediately woke up from the smell, looked at each other, got up, and drove home.

need to find some wine moms in my area

I'm going to start considering you as a poet, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

I think you would make a fantastic editor at a major gaming site

That is such a classy method that I almost regret using an uncivilized shotgun... but watching him fly across the room upside down in slo-mo was totally worth it.

Did humanity create the scobe, or did the scobe create humanity?

Legendary Seattle station KEXP dedicated yesterday as the first International David Bowie Day. (they also started International Clash Day a ways back).

If inclined, you can stream any show from the previous 2 weeks on their website. It is constantly a treasure.