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✨ rampaige halsey ✨
@rampaigehalsey.bsky.social
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paige halsey warren
comics & characters & props
new englander in north hollywood.
she/her.
available for work. prev: A24.
paigehalseywarren.com

zero tolerance for genAI, crypto, and fascists.
no engagement, only blocks.
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Ah, I see.
Shane and Ryan from BuzzFeed Unsolved. Shane is saying “I’ve connected the two dots” Ryan replies “you didn’t connect shit” and Shane insisting “I’ve connected them” A screenshot of the Ghost of Christmas Present in Muppet Christmas Carol singing to Scrooge. A post by @garbage_hime with a screenshot of the prospector from Rankin Bass’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The text says “Every leftist girl’s boyfriend looks like fucking Yukon Cornelius” A meme picture of a cat staring into the middle distance while making a weird face. His expression is a wide, flat, sorta-smile
December 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Shoutout to the time that my now-husband ( @cinematog.bsky.social ) and I walked around a living history museum and the Ghost of Christmas Present jumped up and announced “that beard! YOU should be sitting here!”
Two men posing for the picture in an 1830s Parsonnage. The man on the left is in modern clothes and the man on the right is dressed as the Ghost of Christmas Present.
December 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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@funeralbeat.bsky.social just a head’s up, I was trying to look at your website to see if you have that “The Magician” riso as a print for sale (👀?) and I got this error message. It still worked on Chrome but if it wasn’t working on DuckDuckGo, it may not be working on other browsers too.
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I always feel for Uncle Billy. ADHD icon 😔💕
A still of black & white classic movie “It’s a Wonderful Life.” A young man is pleading with an older man who looks very confused. The young man is saying “Try to remember!” And the older man is replying “Remember what?”
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I’ll make one my own damn self.
A parody of Pantone’s “Color of the Year”. It’s a green square on a white background. The text says “Rampaige’s Color of 2026 Old Growth Green” A parody of Pantone’s “Color of the Year”. It’s a pink square on a white background. The white text on pink says “make your own <3” and the black text on the white background says “YOUR NAME Color of 2026 NOT Dogwhistle White”
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Some life drawing from back in September at The Cordial Eye in Hyannis, MA.
A life drawing of a young woman dressed as a witch. Sketch lines are shades of green and blue in mechanical colored pencil. Black ink brush lines on top. She’s reclining on cushions and reading her phone. A life drawing of a young woman dressed as a witch. Sketch lines are shades of green and blue in mechanical colored pencil. She’s standing and holding a pole. A life drawing of a young woman dressed as a witch. Sketch lines are shades of green and blue in mechanical colored pencil. She’s perched on a tall stool and reading a book. A life drawing of a young woman dressed as a witch. Sketch lines are shades of green and blue in mechanical colored pencil. She’s perched on a tall stool with her hands holding her up.
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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@emkaydraws.bsky.social Hi!
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Did you file a claim? (Which they make hard to access because of course they do 😤 who makes an email address an image, not a text block?!?)
September 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I’m sure this is an oversight because he’s so tiny but why isn’t Tiny Chef listed under the “Look What’s Cooking” category, JetBlue?
A photo of the media screen on a JetBlue flight. The photo is focused on the thumbnail for “The Tiny Chef Show” A photo of the media screen on a JetBlue flight. The photo is focused on the categories for shows with cooking themes, which include “America’s Test Kitchen” and multiple Gordon Ramsay shows. Notably missing is the thumbnail for “The Tiny Chef Show”
September 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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You ever look at something and go, “huh. Maybe I am good at thing.”

One day I will make a comic of you, ladies. One day 🥲
Drawing of three women arguing. The shortest is a tiny, old thief. She’s gleefully showing a coin purse to the most elegant, who is a middle-aged woman trying to reason with the tiny woman. The third is a brick wall of a 19-year old, exhausted by their bickering. Drawing of the same three women working together. The beefcake teen is wearing a pretty dress and protecting a scared noble lady. The elegant woman is sternly telling off a nobleman with a slimy smile. The crabapple-faced thief is making off with the nobleman’s treasures behind his back.
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
A meme in two images of Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking a bad guy. The bad guy, in a ghost costume, is labeled “Awesome New Idea.” After being unmasked, the bad guy is now labeled “Procrastination”
September 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I’m only kinda kidding here:
A promotional image from Ninebot by Segway of “Exclusive Safety Flag for Ninebot Go Kart.” The image is of a back go kart showing the side and back. On the back of the go kart is a tall pole with a safety flag at the end in blaze orange.
September 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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LA Bluesky rn
A cartoon of a scrungly man labeled “SICKOS” looking through a window and saying “YES… HA HA HA… YES!”
September 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Am I wrong?!?
A meme from the Office where Pam holds two pieces of paper. “Prescription” and “Prior Authorization” are transposed over the meme. Under the two pictures, the original image says “Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.” And the next frame has Pam smirking as saying “They’re the same picture.”
August 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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No new pics, where are you mentally
An illustration of a music metronome swinging back and forth. The metronome is labeled “me” and is swinging between “a better world is possible” and “we’re so fucked”
August 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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“Therapy…but nothing serious”
A screenshot of Fisheye from Sailor Moon. Her expression is disbelief and bemused shock.
August 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I have probably dozens of mini watercolor fanart that I sold but never posted. What are we doin nowadays? Are we posting to insta still? Should I just post here? Tumblr?!? I just don’t even know anymore. Opinions very much appreciated.
A crispy meme image of a tiny tiny black baby kitten. An arrow is pointing to its head that says “enmpty”. The top text says “i donbt know” followed by the bottom text “anythimg.”
July 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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A teary-eyed cat with hearts around its head and cartoon tears rolling down its face. The text says “Inshallah,” an Arabic-language expression meaning “God willing”
July 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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And if that’s still not giving you your ideal view of the people you follow, you can adjust how you view your Following too:
A screenshot of Bluesky’s Content & Media page. I wouldn’t have noticed if I hadn’t written these but it now bothers me that the formatting is “Content and media” on the previous page but it’s “Content & Media” on this page. It’s not a huge style guide faux pas but it’s irking me. Anyway, you can navigate to “Thread preferences” and “Following feed preferences” from here. A screenshot of Bluesky’s “Thread Preferences” page. You can change how you want to prioritize how you see your friends’ posts; chronologically, following first, etc. I also recommend turning off Experimental wherever it shows up but that’s more personal preference and my own aversion to change. A screenshot of Bluesky’s “Following Feed Preferences” page. This page in particular is where you can tell it how you want your following feed to behave.
June 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Hoooowever, if you want to get rid of that nonsense, you can do some adjustments in your personal settings: (click on ALT for details)
A screenshot of Bluesky’s settings page with an arrow pointing to “Content and media” A screenshot of Bluesky’s Content & Media page. The link for “Manage saved feeds” is underlined and emphasized in yellow crayon. A screenshot of Bluesky’s “Manage Saved Feeds” page. You can move your feed tabs around here and even unpin them. This way, you can avoid being in the wrong feed again or move them around to a more convenient interface for your personal usage.
June 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Of course! So in you main feed, there’s a few tabs. It’s easy to accidentally switch from Following to Discover.
A screenshot of a Bluesky feed with a green arrow pointing to the feed headers, specifically at the”Following”, with a red X over “Discover”
June 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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EXCUSE ME?!?!
A squishy gray cat plushie with pale teal eyes and a happy face. It’s wearing a SHARK COSTUME!!! It’s so cute I wanna cry about it.
June 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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ExCUSE ME?!
A panda plushie with a pale pink strawberry hood and yellow stars in its eyes. All the black on the panda is dark gray and all the white is cream so the white and yellow embroidery on the eyes look extra sparkly.
June 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Excuse me?
A yellow plushie with a happy face and sparkly eyes. It has a blue hat with a bunny face on it and green bunny ears. Not really sure what this little dude is supposed to be but it just looks so happy to be included in the festivities.
June 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Like, excuse me?
A white, corduroy bunny plushie with a pink heart nose. So simple, so sweet, so baby. Also the embroidery on the mouth looks a tiny bit askew from the corduroy lines so this little dude looks a smidge mischievous.
June 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM