Can one be a slipperhead instead of a sneakerhead? The idea of having a giant slipper collection actually sounds pretty entertaining — I say go for it. 👍🏼

Yep. They got my attention with Apple Earplugs™️.

My biggest concern, re: empty office space… a lot of pensions are significantly invested in commercial real estate, which could get tricky. That said, (a.) it’s a manageable risk, and (b.) asking workers to commute in order to prop up pensions is… a bit absurd.