Ray Jenkins
@ramond.bsky.social
Distributed systems, databases, networking and infrastructure. Skateboarding, making music, reading and art. Building https://rotel.dev previously: Snowflake, Segment, Librato.
It’s kind of crazy you can just rock a white t with anything but putting on white pants is almost insane.
October 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
It’s kind of crazy you can just rock a white t with anything but putting on white pants is almost insane.
Men will literally try to sell you an “enterprise grade, AI agent that doesn’t hallucinate” instead of going to therapy.
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Men will literally try to sell you an “enterprise grade, AI agent that doesn’t hallucinate” instead of going to therapy.
Bloodborne ass looking dog
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bloodborne ass looking dog
Going out to be old and bad at skateboarding.
August 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Going out to be old and bad at skateboarding.
Everyone in Paris seems so relaxed but I haven’t smelled weed in a week. How they do it?
Oh right, free health care 🤦♀️
Oh right, free health care 🤦♀️
July 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Everyone in Paris seems so relaxed but I haven’t smelled weed in a week. How they do it?
Oh right, free health care 🤦♀️
Oh right, free health care 🤦♀️
Didn’t get to see le chat blanc today so had to settle for this.
July 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Didn’t get to see le chat blanc today so had to settle for this.
Thought about jimmies rustling, today.
July 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Thought about jimmies rustling, today.
Never stop euromaxxing
July 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Never stop euromaxxing
Had a great time sharing rotel.dev at #OpenO11ySummit + #OTelDay with @mike.heffner.io. Blown away by how many people had already heard of it and tried it.
“Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣.
“Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣.
Rotel - High Performance, Resource Efficient OpenTelemetry Collector | Rotel
High-performance, Resource Efficient OpenTelemetry Collector.
rotel.dev
June 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Had a great time sharing rotel.dev at #OpenO11ySummit + #OTelDay with @mike.heffner.io. Blown away by how many people had already heard of it and tried it.
“Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣.
“Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣.
June 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Computer load up Celery Man, please.
June 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Computer load up Celery Man, please.
CEO explaining why he’s cutting engineering headcount after an agentic AI demo.
June 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
CEO explaining why he’s cutting engineering headcount after an agentic AI demo.
How many years do you think until we see the first low cost “AI only” insurance plans replacing high-deductible health plans? Going to need to buy a lot of united healthcare stock just to cover your PPO.
June 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
How many years do you think until we see the first low cost “AI only” insurance plans replacing high-deductible health plans? Going to need to buy a lot of united healthcare stock just to cover your PPO.
If you go to a fancy restaurant and they have fried chicken on the menu, you should probably order it. The head chef has likely seen some shit and now just wants to make people happy.
June 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If you go to a fancy restaurant and they have fried chicken on the menu, you should probably order it. The head chef has likely seen some shit and now just wants to make people happy.
I’m there at least twice a week reviving, you’re welcome San Francisco. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/b...
A San Francisco Plaza Was Down and Out. Then Skaters Moved In.
www.nytimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I’m there at least twice a week reviving, you’re welcome San Francisco. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/b...
