Push the boat out and leave it until Candlemas! That said, you do run the risk of a very sad looking tree. 😂

It's like there's always more hiding somewhere! I say every year I'm going to be organised, then still end up dashing around shops and silently screaming at slow walkers...or rather, people leisurely browsing because they're not massive procrastinators like me. 😂

The world can rest safely in the knowledge one more potential cannibal bites the dust!

Actually, apparently human flesh tastes of pork...hence the term "longpig"... 👀 Back to my festive wrapping!! 🎄

That definitely sounds a lot better than "doomscrolling and putting off the inevitable"; might start using that! 🤣

This is the thing, so are ours. I've got no idea how I manage to do it to myself. 😂 I'd call it a gift, but it's a bit of a crap one!

Imagine an organised Christmas! Going to bed without sellotape stuck in your hair! Would be terrible. 😌

Best rendition of Krampus I've seen so far this year. Any idea who it was?

Shamelessly stealing that for tomorrow's tea. Now you've got me craving French onion soup. Aaaalll of the onions!

Roasted red onion, with - and it may be excessive, but - onion gravy. I would eat that in a bowl (and probably guzzle a bottle of Gaviscon after, but hey ho!).

I keep a Victorian-esque nightgown for this exact purpose. If I'm doing ill, I'm doing it in "Poe's consumptive maid" style.

Haunted Houses has a certain charm!