Ah, well, for us Brits it calls for a special kind of celebration:

🍺 A gallon of beer
🍢 A big, fat kebab
🚬 A pack of Marlboro's
👊 A fight outside the boozer
👮‍♂️Arrest
🛏 The mother of all hangovers
🍳 A greasy fry up
🏆 The sweet smell of success.

I kid you not.

Same!!

This is the second MG pitch today that has really grabbed me, even though I'm far beyond MG in terms of years. It really floats my boat.

You don't need to steal. Pixabay has thousands of quality, licence-free photos. That's where I get mine from.

Go on, make one. You know you want to.

But everyone's doing it. It's FOMO.

I think you need a couple of commas in this, and perhaps split it into two sentences for clarity.

Mutashi learns that his boyfriend (name) is cheating with a girl, and she's kidnapped him for the ancient relic in his possession. With the help of a bartender, an ice-cold hacker, a she-wolf, and a mysterious sword, Mutashi must fight to save (name) from a force as old as time.

Maybe something like this?

Yes, of course.

Good call. As I said elsewhere, the first line was something I put in today just to see how it landed. The "actual" pitch I send to agents is the second paragraph.

I'm not sure tbh, but I interpreted it as an event to get your elevator pitch up to snuff.

I get the giste of what you're setting up in the first line, but I think the wording could be clearer. It reads a bit confusingly atm.