I’m sorry but generally “growing pains” typically come with a “growing” title and/or a “growing” salary 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Forever fighting the urge to disassociate on the floor

The amount of problems that are solved simply by ensuring everything is typed correctly is what keeps me employed

Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.

“I built his website with no graphics experience”

Yea babe, we can tell. You shouldn’t be bragging

The world is shit, but on Saturday I pet a bee, so that’s pretty rad at least

Here’s your friendly reminder that the only thing that disproves science is Better Science, not a crook with a keyboard.

A 9am company wide last minute meeting, what could go wrong

Forever fighting the urge to become a floor person

I know absolutely nothing about the plot of this movie and it’s already the bane of my existence

Daisy once again very aggressively reminded me it was time to trim her claws.

At least I’ll have a gnarly scar on my eyelid now

Never fails. Those with “technical” in their title are the least technical people around.

I put my cardigan on inside out this morning, and honestly the days just gone downhill from there