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Raltz Klamar
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Board games and rawrs. Occasionally paid to make websites. Amateur RPG designer constantly distracted by other RPGs. 30's; 🔞 He/Him. BLM. Icon:
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Dominoes meme, with the starting domino being "The State of Israel is created after WW2" and ending with "Impossible to get a burger without cheese"
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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It is, unfortunately, unknown
Etymology Of unknown etymology. Originally U.S. Army Air Corps slang; origins among cadets in Texas suggest a possible connection to Mexican Spanish rancho (see ranch), which had connotations of animal filth by 1864.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Surely nothing can happen from taking candy from a large plush.

Although, didn't your friend come this way? Wonder where they went. Anyway, free candy!
Large plush jackalope holding a bowl of candy. The photo is tinted heavily in red, in an attempt to give it a spooky vibe
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Me when the
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Screenshot from Power Wash Sim 2 of Plushes at a carnival, completely splattered with a white substance (it's soap)
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Kirlia for scale
A picture showing the height difference for the dragonair and kirlia. The dragonair is much larger
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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POV your large dragon girlfriend is snoozing
Alpha dragonair from Pokémon ZA Legends sleeping in the grass
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Here's today's. The thing I found funny is the banner at the top noting that it is, in fact, an official US Gov website (which I don't recall seeing from yesterday)
A similar picture to the post this is replying to, showing the Housing and Urban Development website, this time the banner reads "The Radical Left in Congress shut down the government. HUD will use available resources to help Americans in need."
October 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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This is the current face of the official Housing and Urban development website
The official U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development website, which prominently features a bright red banner that occupies two-thirds of the screen reading "The Radical Left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people."
September 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Tweet from 2017 by journalist Jared Yates Sexton: “I…worked on this story for a year…and…he just…he tweeted it out.” Original tweet made in reference to an Trump Jr's tweets admitting to the Trump campaign having email correspondence with Russians with ties to Putin
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Imagine if this came out a year ago
September 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I'm free
September 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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You could come and join the pile, but be warned, at least one of the plushes will hug back. #FursuitFriday
All three images show a big pile of plushes, with the Azzurra, a plush suit jackelope at the bottom. Most of the pile is hyena plushes, including a huge 6-ft hyena plush at the top. Side view, one of the handpaws of the plush suit is visible Viewpoint from the legs, showing big plush purple footpaws Other side view, this one showing the head and other handpaw of the suit
September 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Saved you a seat. Sit down. Get comfy. You'll be here a while.
An inviting looking plush suit laid out on the couch. The zipper is open, and ready to be put on
September 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Please consult the following:

The switch in the back on the ground keeps the trap doors open when it's on. If the bottom gets exploded, the circuit gets broken, note the closed trapdoors in image 3
August 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Hey. I'm gonna lay on you now.

🪡: @corgilegs.pizza
Large purple jackalope plush suit, looking down slightly towards the viewer
August 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Sneak preview
A jackelope fursuit colored purple white, and gray. Only the head and shoulders are visible, as this image is cropped to hide the rest of the body
August 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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A large box which is implied to contain the bodysuit pictured in the quoted post
August 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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New icons from @buyo.bsky.social!

Flag is the Isomasculine flag, gender.fandom.com/wiki/Isomasc...
Avatar of Raltz, a blue dragon set against a blue striped background Avatar of Raltz, a blue dragon set against a background of the isomasculine flag, which has purple, tan, white, and blue stripes
August 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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It seems like it's a new way to show the help messages, so they don't have to show it every time
Patch notes for FFXIV patch 7.3: Tutorials have been added to quests with certain objectives. When proceeding through quests with objectives such as transporting special objects or escorting NPCs, a window with supplementary information on the quest objective will now be displayed. This window will display automatically the first time such objectives are encountered. These explanations can be reviewed again at any time by selecting the "?" icon in the Duty List or the link in the chat log.
August 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Getting bodied by my own notes
markdown text: (heading) Okay, why? can't you just use a component? I mean, yeah but [end of visible text]
July 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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I have leveled all the jobs in FFXIV to level 100. As is tradition, I have made an incomprehensible alignment chart
A 2-axis alignment chart with the axes labeled "Quest 64" to "Blue Prince" and "Creepy" to "Wet." The job icons are scattered around, with Blue Mage and Pictomancer being Quest 64 and Wet and Jobs like Ninja, Dragoon, and Reaper being Blue Prince and Creepy. Machinist and Dark Knight are Quest 64 and Creepy; Dancer and Viper are Blue Prince and Wet. Summoner is placed dead center. If you came to the alt text to try to divine any further meaning: lol, lmao
July 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Hey can anyone help with this one I'm struggling on it
A nonogram or "picross" puzzle. When solved you get the image of an amogus, or a crewmate from Among Us
May 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Werewire from Deltarune, with a similar technicolor head shape as the drone hood in the quoted post
May 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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PF2 got rules for everything
Telegram Conversation: Other person: …how much can I charge for kobold slit? My Response: Earn Income with Diplomacy, DC 26 4gp/downtime day [Link to Earn Income page on Archives of Nethys]
May 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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puns aside, I did get this REALLY GOOD png-tuber from @knaveofclubs.bsky.social
Raltz, the blue dragon, his hand is outstretched in a speaking pose Raltz, the blue dragon, his hand is supporting his chin in an idle pose
April 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM