Ralsei Dreamweaver
@ralseiirl.bsky.social
Hi! Ralsei here. Not much to say, other then that I'm just a Dark Prince that got onto BlueSky. I hope we can get along well!
(This is a normal account, for the most part...BUT roleplaying is also available!)
PFP by @zedleaked.bsky.social
(This is a normal account, for the most part...BUT roleplaying is also available!)
PFP by @zedleaked.bsky.social
I CRAWLED ON MY HANDS & KNEES FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS!
April 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I CRAWLED ON MY HANDS & KNEES FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS!
CAUSE I HAD MY TRAY TABLE UP! AND MY SEAT BACK IN THE FULL UPRIGHT POSITION!
February 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
CAUSE I HAD MY TRAY TABLE UP! AND MY SEAT BACK IN THE FULL UPRIGHT POSITION!
Except for ME. YOU KNOW WHY?
January 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Except for ME. YOU KNOW WHY?
AND OH YEAH, THREE OF THE AIRPLANE ENGINES BURNED OUT, AND WE WENT INTO A TAILSPIN AND CRASHED INTO A HILLSIDE
January 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
AND OH YEAH, THREE OF THE AIRPLANE ENGINES BURNED OUT, AND WE WENT INTO A TAILSPIN AND CRASHED INTO A HILLSIDE
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS RAN OUT OF DR PEPPER AND SALTED PEANUTS
January 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS RAN OUT OF DR PEPPER AND SALTED PEANUTS
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor.
December 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor.
TO ALLLLLLLLLBUQUERQUE!!!
December 17, 2024 at 1:26 PM
TO ALLLLLLLLLBUQUERQUE!!!
If you see this post a game chara and pass it on
December 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
If you see this post a game chara and pass it on
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
December 16, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
That’s when I swore that someday, someday I’d get outta that basement, and travel to a magical, far away place
December 13, 2024 at 3:24 PM
That’s when I swore that someday, someday I’d get outta that basement, and travel to a magical, far away place
And then she leaned down next to me…and then she said…
IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM
And then she leaned down next to me…and then she said…
IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!
December 13, 2024 at 2:42 PM
IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!
Except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning…my mom would bake me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast.
December 13, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning…my mom would bake me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast.
Anyways life was going swell and everything was juuust…PEACHY!
December 13, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Anyways life was going swell and everything was juuust…PEACHY!
(Where did the kids go?)
November 25, 2024 at 5:03 PM
(Where did the kids go?)
November 24, 2024 at 4:18 PM
