Random Ralph
@ralphb3rd.bsky.social
Anthropologist. Aspiring science fiction writer. Been around long enough to know that unprecedented means here we go again
It's truly strange living in a world where satire turned out to be prophesy.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's truly strange living in a world where satire turned out to be prophesy.
Word of the day: Deilosocracy, government by cowards.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Word of the day: Deilosocracy, government by cowards.
My kids say I've always done this!
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My kids say I've always done this!
Name a Democrat 55 or younger you think qualifies for the job. And don't call me ageist - I'm older than Durbin
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Name a Democrat 55 or younger you think qualifies for the job. And don't call me ageist - I'm older than Durbin
I don't care if anyone gives a shit what I post, I'm going to put it out there anyway. Because - why not?
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I don't care if anyone gives a shit what I post, I'm going to put it out there anyway. Because - why not?
The baseball season may be over but that was a perfect bunt down the first-base line!
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The baseball season may be over but that was a perfect bunt down the first-base line!
Maybe someone could put a Restrooms sign on the passage door.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Maybe someone could put a Restrooms sign on the passage door.
And their films often significantly better?
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
And their films often significantly better?
And I thought it was bad when mine leaked!
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
And I thought it was bad when mine leaked!
Leading to a massive intododus of apartment seekers?
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Leading to a massive intododus of apartment seekers?
Agreed. Cash is best, but if you want to give food, shelf stable ready to eat is the way to go. And don't forget the pets.
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Agreed. Cash is best, but if you want to give food, shelf stable ready to eat is the way to go. And don't forget the pets.
The principal of my grade school lived across the street, so I knew "Aunt Clyna" before I ever went to school. Needless (or maybe not) to say, I never called her that when I was on school grounds.
October 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The principal of my grade school lived across the street, so I knew "Aunt Clyna" before I ever went to school. Needless (or maybe not) to say, I never called her that when I was on school grounds.
When disorder challenges the power and influence of those at the top party labels are irrelevant.
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
When disorder challenges the power and influence of those at the top party labels are irrelevant.
Watching democracy die is the best way to make it happen.
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Watching democracy die is the best way to make it happen.
I remember when the ultimate example of a stingy person was someone who wouldn't give you the time of day.
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I remember when the ultimate example of a stingy person was someone who wouldn't give you the time of day.
For goodness sake! Why would you expect it not to?
October 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
For goodness sake! Why would you expect it not to?
Johnson thinks he can just take his ball and go home. Hey Mike, Congress is not a playground no matter what you think.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Johnson thinks he can just take his ball and go home. Hey Mike, Congress is not a playground no matter what you think.